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Fed Ex - Fast Talking Commercial

A commercial from Fed Ex where people talk fast because it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

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Jinksie_UK : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Jinksie_UK

2 votes NegativePositive

1088 days ago...

lol, damn fast, made me dizzy

Teh_Darkwater : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Teh_Darkwater

3 votes NegativePositive

1088 days ago...

Awesome. Seems like an old commercial...

Comage : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

Comage

3 votes NegativePositive

1088 days ago...

Ahahaha, the table with all the bald geezers made me laugh for a moment.

Lukey : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

Lukey

3 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 23 hours ago...

Yeah they all looked the same lol

messerschmitt Me163 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

messerschmitt Me163

3 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 22 hours ago...

Those exec talk so fast that those "gangsta" black folk seems slow

Godsim : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Godsim

4 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 22 hours ago...

that's what the future looks like... have fun!

kaaplosh : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

kaaplosh

-6 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 21 hours ago...

FEDEX SUCK!

Jeff_from_MD : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Jeff_from_MD

1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 20 hours ago...

That's the same fast talker who did the old micro machine advertisements too. I'm probably the only dude who would know that :(

laribo : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

laribo

1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 20 hours ago...

^lol!

@Godsim: what do you mean 'have fun'? Where are you going?

feces : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

feces

-1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 20 hours ago...

No, don't feel alone, I still have 2 micromachine sets somewhere in my attic. This video makes me feel very nostalgic.

Godsim : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Godsim

3 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 14 hours ago...

@ laribo: I think I will become a treehuger and start living in a tree house outside in the woods, wanna join? :D

unra : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

unra

1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 10 hours ago...

i do

TheFireDragon200 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

TheFireDragon200

1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 10 hours ago...

You usually can't say this much but... damn... thats a good commercial.

Neferati : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Neferati

0 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 10 hours ago...

Call me pete

L4yerCak3 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

L4yerCak3

1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 9 hours ago...

Haha. I have new respect for him. Especially with the end there, the whol disconnecting ds...etc etc...5/5

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