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I don't want to put a long list here, so here are a couple of funny questions to make you think and laugh. Or cry and vote 1.

So what's the speed of dark?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Why are they called buildings when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

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Incognito2me : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

Incognito2me

2 votes NegativePositive

870 days 1 hour ago...

The speed of dark is equal to the speed of light
You pack it in a crate
They do it because they don't want pictures of bloody needles all over the press
Because you need a licence to kill humans- for more infomation enquire at your local police station
It's psycological. Grinding your thumb into the button can help relieve stress building up inside. You may not even realise you're doing it. You also do it in computer games when you're trying to get past a really hard part, or a part that causes you considerable frustration.
Good question. Ask the founders of the english language, contactable via this phone number: 01277 623415
Ah, this is because oranges taste horrible, but carrots taste like nothing at all. Also, the carrot is notably harder.
Superman is an idiot, everyone knows that. If he didn't have super powers, he'd be dead by now.

garfalk : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

garfalk

0 votes NegativePositive

802 days 23 hours ago...

everything but the fonenumber i get.

JSAaron2006 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

JSAaron2006

0 votes NegativePositive

792 days 16 hours ago...

Here are a few more:

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
If Jimmy cracks corn, and nobody cares, why is there a song about it?
Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and then a diet soda?
If con- is the opposite of pro-, is congress the opposite of progress?
Why do we park on a drive-way and drive on a park-way?


And the big question:

Incognito2me, why did you feel the need to answer these?
Of course, you don't have to answer right away. I'd prefer you wait until you get out of the hospital for the aneurysm answering them gave you...

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