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Thief Steals $75,000 Worth of Bull Semen

WOLFSVILLE, Md. -- Someone stole $75,000 worth of bull semen from a Frederick County farm, the sheriff's office says. Eric Fleming said the six small canisters of frozen semen taken from a liquid nitrogen tank represented four to five years of collection work.

He said he had planned to sell it and use the proceeds to expand his breeding herd of shorthorn beef cattle.

"I'm so depressed about this that I probably will get out of the cattle business," Fleming said Tuesday.

He said he found the semen missing from an outbuilding on his Stonewood Acres farm in northwestern Frederick County Sunday night.

Fleming said the canisters held the semen of 40 to 50 bulls.

Washington Post

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  • Date 11/8/2005 11:01:29 PM
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khahn4 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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1481 days 15 hours ago...

I really dont feel bad for him

Levelord : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Levelord

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1481 days 11 hours ago...

How the heck do you get the semen out of the bull????

rsxdelerium : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

rsxdelerium

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1481 days 4 hours ago...

lol .. ever see van wilder?

CitizenSnips : LVL 43: VP 5: said:2007 Winner

CitizenSnips

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1481 days 2 hours ago...

or this?
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/2775/Horse_Milk.html

assmaster : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

assmaster

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1481 days ago...

He probably jacked off so many bulls by that point he was totally jaded. Could you imagine spending 4 years of your life helping a bull ejaculate and collecting it all in jars afterwards...He took himself down one notch in society for cash of course. I'd rather strip for quarters and 1s to make my cash

Davoc : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Davoc

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1480 days 22 hours ago...

ah.. beef milkshake.

gremwood : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

gremwood

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1480 days 19 hours ago...

weird guy

Scienott (Admin) : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Scienott

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1480 days 4 hours ago...

lol @ assmaster

$75,000 and 4 years of jacking off bulls down the drain...

badsenseofhumour : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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1467 days 10 hours ago...

Who in the hell would go to the trouble of stealing bulls cum?

Opperator : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Opperator

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1437 days 7 hours ago...

That guy, apparantly

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