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Things you can only say at Christmas Tim...

1 . Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

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sierrabravo : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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652 days 15 hours ago...

kinda funny

obcrip : LVL 53: VP 5: said:2007 Winner

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652 days 7 hours ago...

rip off of
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/67918/Things_That_Sound_Dirty_On_Th
anksgiving_But_Really_Aren_t.html

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