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It's sad that some people actually pay to hear this guy talk. This God-pushing presenter is now in jail for fraud.

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BleedForTheWorld : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

BleedForTheWorld

-3 votes NegativePositive

1100 days 21 hours ago...

@ LithuanianLabourer - I used to have a satanist friend. We used to have a lot in common, vs martial arts, hobbies, philosophies, and favorite past times. She envied me greatly over what I had with her best friend [her best friend and I loved each other greatly]. Day after day she would make be negative about life and etc. It was difficult for us to go on because even though we could have completely disengaged all comm. with her, she was still our friend. We broke up last year, around this month, and in the month of Feb. this year, I IMed her back with a totally new SN, not knowing who I was. She said she missed me greatly because I had been a great friend and that my beliefs had finally made sense into her, but it was too late for her friend and I. Sadly, the 3 of us have moved on completely now. Christ has led me to believe that this is what I had to come to accept. My own sins and errors were mine, but in the end, we are all to blame, because we all wanted what was best for ourselves right? It's a selfish world and I was one of them. If any of you knew me as my friends do, you would all know that this "religion" works for us, because we have come to terms, have been judged, and have even been shunned by people that have promised us that they will always love us. And yes Lith, my Pastor Caleb may very well be a rare breed, and in being a Christian myself, I have come to dedicating my life in preserving the innocence of every 17-18-20 yr. old out there; to laugh at the simple things, and to smile at someone who frowns at you in return. Ha! Everyone should know that. In the end, the decision is ours and ours to keep, but never forgetting, who we once were in a past life, drifting swiftly by our sides.

P.S. ~ I drive a car....that most would only *dream* of having. Thanks to science and the belief in the so called American Dream, I own this car. But no matter, it's just a car, and God is all I have to ultimately thank to, along with my family and closest friends of course ~ Happy Thanksgiving

Phil Phallus : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

Phil Phallus

-5 votes NegativePositive

1100 days 21 hours ago...

As for the guy on the video:

1) He is completely right in refusing to pay an income tax, if that's what he's getting at. I have no idea what his reasoning is (since the video edited that out), but income tax is not constitutional in the US. There is no law that requires Americans to pay an income tax, and if you pay it it goes straight to the bankers/mafia/NewWorldOrder/FreeMasons (call them what you want).

2) If there in fact was a plan to reduce world population, I wouldn't be the least surprised. We're just cattle to certain people, and that's nothing new. Just saying that, isn't necessarily stupid, but once again I don't know his reasoning cause the video don't bother to present it.

3) Playing clips of him selling stuff doesn't say anything as to whether he's sincere or not. I've seen plenty of activist film-makers who sells their films on their website etc, while at the same time encouraging people to share it with others. And that seems like it's what this guy's doing. If you believe you're fighting for a cause, it would be stupid not to generate an income to expand your work. Besides, you have to live to. I hate that attitude that just because someone's an activist of some sort, they have to give everything away for free.

4) What he's saying about money and leaders is true, and so are his Hitler quotes. His own religion is a perfect example of how more people believe a big lie.

5) His presentation of evolution is not directly wrong. He just doesn't repeat "great great great great great" for a long enough time. Sure his only argument is refusal to accept that people are animals, but in that he's no different than other followers of organized religions.

Phil Phallus : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

Phil Phallus

-6 votes NegativePositive

1100 days 21 hours ago...

6) He didn't tell anyone to consume large amounts of apricot seeds. He just pointed to something in the Bible about apricots seeds being healthy. It's not proven, but scientists have been exploring the same thing. Just because something might be good for you, doesn't mean you should consume large amounts of it. Same goes for all vitamins, more or less. I have a hard time believing that vit. B17 is so bad for you, since it's not even fat-soluble. It'll get flushed out pretty soon, and you'd have to consume many seeds in a short time to get poisoned. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

7) I don't see how he presented any "the majority is always right" - arguments. That chart about what Americans believe could just as well be some "good news" for the people there (allthough I personally find it fucking HORRIFYING). Once again, the reasoning behind what edited out. But I didn't see him use the chart as an argument for anything.

8) What was so bad about what he said about women? Isn't it true that women on an average spend more time in the mall and spend more time sucking cock than what men do on an average? I would believe that to be 100% true. No reason to go into any kind of alpha male "protect the females" - mode over that.

9) It's more important than ever that the American population is armed. No arms - policies is for countries that are run by democracy and thus have the police to protect the population. When people have no legal rights, when the regime is corrupt to the core, and when the police behave in a brutal fashion towards the population (look at recent taser-incidents and the state of your prison-industry, for instance), it's necessary for the population to remain armed.

10) That disclaimer in the end had me laughing.

ParticleMan420 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

ParticleMan420

8 votes NegativePositive

1100 days 20 hours ago...

the fact that he spouts this shit doesnt bother me as much as the retarted sheep that PAY to hear him spout his shit.

THEY are the scarey part.

Solace : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Solace

2 votes NegativePositive

1100 days 20 hours ago...

I kinda like his theory, but it got shot to shit several times by actual scientists... Taking apart this guys theories should become a competition.. Enough material to work with..^^

Fibre Optix : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Fibre Optix

2 votes NegativePositive

1100 days 19 hours ago...

What a Jackass. I've heard of this guy before, all I needed to read was the world is 6000 yrs old, Because the bible said so.

I turned the page.

mortar78 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

mortar78

0 votes NegativePositive

1100 days 18 hours ago...

Is this guy for real...Please tell me that was all just some parody!!!

frade : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

frade

2 votes NegativePositive

1100 days 18 hours ago...

Creationists are the most ignorant people wow!

LeighCedar : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

LeighCedar

0 votes NegativePositive

1100 days 17 hours ago...

My favorite site for debunking young earth creationists , like "Dr. Dino" Kent Hovind, is Talk Origins.

If anyone is up for some reading they have a section dedicated to debunking pretty much every claim Hovind has made regarding evolution and creationism.

Its a fun read: http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/hovind/howgood-yea.html

paperman : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

paperman

2 votes NegativePositive

1100 days 16 hours ago...

this is sad... i have some friends who really believe him. wonder what they going to say when they found out that he got sent to jail for fraud.

otester : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

otester

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1100 days 15 hours ago...

I don't care what he does in his personal life, IRS bollox etc.

Most of the things he says are very true imo.

TBH he does seema bit wack, but hey Jackson's done some good music yet people still like his music and think he's a wack?

Also those saying he makes loads of money etc. out of this.

You DON'T have to buy his videos, they available free on his website and probably other sources. Same goes with Alex Jones.

Why all the personal attacks?

creamy_napalm : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

creamy_napalm

-6 votes NegativePositive

1100 days 15 hours ago...

Kent Hovind rocks! If the video wasn't edited you'd be able to understand what he's saying and where he's coming from. Btw, wtf is this video doing on Spiked Humor? Last I checked, this site wasn't for pushing your ideas and views.

Tell you what Roland: anytime you find yourself in Oregon, just drop me a line.

Diashan : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Diashan

-5 votes NegativePositive

1100 days 14 hours ago...

I am pretty sure the bible in no way indicates the planet is 6000 years old, neither does it state the earth is infact flat, I do recall it saying somthing about god residing above the circle of the earth which hangs on nothing.... somthing like that. wonder if he has actullay read the book he claims to base his information.

ThatsLife : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

ThatsLife

-3 votes NegativePositive

1100 days 13 hours ago...

I'm not even going to bother anymore...

p.s. people believe the same shit in school, except instead of religion it would be believing we evolved from a monkey. I'd rather believe in a God than believe we were once sticking our fingers up our asses and falling out of trees.

And why is it always the same people posting this garbage on this site? What are you trying to prove?

LithuanianLabourer : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

LithuanianLabourer

3 votes NegativePositive

1100 days 13 hours ago...

creamy_napalm --->

^ Kent Hovind does not rock and never will for the simple reason that rock music is something evil and satanic for him . Saw his video , it consists of :

1. Bullshit drawn from 20 - 100 years old theories combined with his flawed education and continuous failure to self educate or admit own mistakes.
2. Strangest hypothesis based on solid proof of "well it could have been so , just imagine it".
3. Trashing some evolution points he imagines evolution has , because he does not know what evolution is (he fails to show he has any understanding of evolution be it in biology or geology).
4. Telling his parish , who apparently are "the real" sheep .
5. Threats of Gods retribution by the end as a part of the package .

Frankly I would enjoy his videos as very entertaining and very amusing , but his retarded jokes combined with lecturing voice of a teacher telling some knowledge to pis pupils just ruins it for me complitely . Instead of amusing comedian he turns into cheeky and ignorant uneducated retard , which , combined with his annoying voice kills the whole comedy show .

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