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It's sad that some people actually pay to hear this guy talk. This God-pushing presenter is now in jail for fraud.

posted by Roland Deschain
11/22/2006 5:51:05 PM

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darkreign : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

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1099 days 23 hours ago...

You should hear his seminars on why the earth is really flat, after all, the bible says so.

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Violetninja420 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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1099 days 23 hours ago...

Ive never heard of this man before, but now im filled with an over-whelming urge to knock his ass out.

And what in fucks name is the deal with religious assholes trying to get people to consume cyanide?! Cults are famous for doing it, theres a church in texas where patrons consume rattlesnake venom (which contains cyanide) and now this motherfucker wants to get people to eat peach pits and apple seeds and shit....

Ah, fuck, im letting his idiocy get to me and now im ranting...

Alls i really wanna say is that this guy should never be allowed, or expose his believes on any child oriented event. This kind of madness is almost too much for the semi-intelligent adult (im speaking of myself of course =p), let alone a small child.

Roland also makes a valid point as well, why doesnt the grand pooh-bahs of the catholic communities come out and call this guy on his bullshit?

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WaSSaBi06 : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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1099 days 22 hours ago...

tax law is constitutional... theres is a direct amendment for it, i just don't remember which one... DON'T FALL FOR THOSE SCAMS WHERE LAWYERS SAY THAT THEY CAN GET YOU OUT OF PAYING YOUR TAXES!

on the other hand, this guy is an idiot... shrank Africa by 40% to make it fit... what at idiot...

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LithuanianLabourer : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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1099 days 22 hours ago...

Are you trying to say Dr. Dino is a liar ?

You must have not seen his giant human skeleton !

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Yume_Ryuu : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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1099 days 22 hours ago...

Dumbass

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Enthasius : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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1099 days 20 hours ago...

People like this guy are the sorts who accept the archealogical evidence of finding tools and coins from times centuries past, old fashioned weapons or anything of that nature, and yet when a dinosaur fossil is found, and the very same evidence suggests it dates millions of years back, that evidence is immediatly "controversial" or "total bull".

Unfortunatly, with science slowly but surely uncovering more truths, where once it was the advancement of mankind as its only goal (making a more efficient engine might make someone a lot of money, but it still advances mankind), now religious groups oppose it, and with a good percentage of people being religious, any information is scrutinised and sometimes doesn't even see the light of day.

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TheFireDragon200 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1099 days 20 hours ago...

Unfortunately this guy just killed atleast a few dozen religious extremist people due to cyanide poisoning.

No, shit, strike that. FORTUNATELY.

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barfightlard : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

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1099 days 19 hours ago...

Suicidal Tendencies - "Send Me Your Money"

Lights, camera, silence on the set
Tape rolling, 3-2-1-action
Welcome to the church of Suicidal
We'll have a service and wonderful recital
But before we go on, there's something I must mention
An important message I must bring to your attention
I was in meditation and prayer last night
I was awakened by a shining bright light
Over head, a glorious spirit
He gave me a message and you all need to hear it
"Send me your money", that's what he said
He said to "Send me your money"
Now if you can only send a dollar or two
There aint a hell of alot I can do for you
But, if you want to see heaven's door
Make a check out for five hundred or more
"Send me your money", do you here what I'm saying?
"Send me your money"

Now give me some bass, um yea that's how he likes it
Now give me some silence, for all you sinners
Now give me some bass, yea that was funky
Now take them on home Brother Clark, send me your ...money
Here comes another con hiding behind a collar
His only god is the almighty dollar
He aint no prophet, he aint no healer
He's just a two bit goddamn money stealer
Send me your money
Send it, you got to send it
Send me your money
You hear what I'm saying?
Send it, send it
Send me your money
Now how much you give is your own choice
But to me it's the difference between a prosche and a Rolls
Royce
I want you to make it hurt when you dig into your pocket
I want you to make it hurt!
We'll take cash, we'll take checks
We'll take credit cards, we'll take jewelry
We'll take your momma's dentures if they got gold in them
So whose gonna be the next king of the fakers
Whose gonna take the place of Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker?
See my momma, she didn't raise no fool
Cause you can't put a price on a miracle
Amen

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KatamariQueen : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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1099 days 19 hours ago...

...was my great x213 grandfather a starfish? No, he was a retarded fish squirrel monkey.

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frogleg : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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1099 days 19 hours ago...

"tax law is constitutional... theres is a direct amendment for it, i just don't remember which one... DON'T FALL FOR THOSE SCAMS WHERE LAWYERS SAY THAT THEY CAN GET YOU OUT OF PAYING YOUR TAXES!"

Tax law is constitutional? WHAT tax law? Show me the law! Show me the amendment! (no writing on up in wordpad doesn't count you know)

"See you dont really provide evidence against him."

I think theres plenty of evidence against him. It's called science.

"Like ok i get it, he has a weird belief system, but its true."

Yes that IS true :)

"You're taxes pay for prisoners food, and shelter, education, and rehabilitation. I certainly dont think I should have to pay it."

Well while I do believe taxes are okay if they are actually used for what they are SUPPOSED to be used for... wich in the case of US is a big sham. Go ask the Bilderberg group where your tax money is going.

"So he's just taking it one step further by not paying it."

Good for him then. Just dont come whining over here if some criminal escapes the unguarded prisons because they were starving... and bashes someones head in. Or maybe we should just shoot all criminals right away?

"he has alot of neat religious theories as well, Like the idea the flood happened because the earth was surrounded by water like a bubble, called the mysner effect."

Funny how I havent heard of this excellent theory from any scientists.

"Anyways, I dont beleive religion, I dont believe this guy, but at least he looks for answers and tries to go for what he believes, you should at least respect him.""

Right. Because looking for answers is such a hard thing to do. And doing wha t you believe in.. oh my god, how does he do it?!!?!

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BleedForTheWorld : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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1099 days 19 hours ago...

wow I'm Baptist Christian and found this offensive, highly. it's a clear representation that people, not *religion*, can be dangerous benefactors in the world, for what does it mean to believe? well, as my pastor has told me before and tells all of us almost constantly: "Don't fight with other people over your religion and don't defend your Bible; it defends itself. If someone disapproves about your statements and your beliefs, pray for them the best in their path of life, and leave them be, for who are we, the children of God, to judge others?". and indeed my entire group of friends and I don't listen to what these extreme believers because they are what they indeed are - dangerous, vile, and sickening.

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LithuanianLabourer : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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1099 days 18 hours ago...

BleedForTheWorld --->

Depends on what you value more :

1. A person can make his own mistakes , it is his life . And my life is my life . God knows which of us is right .

2. A person is mistaken and for the love of God it is my duty to put him on the right track and show him the mistakes of his ways , so he would accept our Lord and Saviour and save his soul .

First option may lead to sin , haggling with Jesus , complete loss of faith or transformation of religion (heresy at it's finest) .
Second option may lead to very nasty results , like oppression , crusades , inquisition , jihad .

At any given situation you choose . You might forbid you son/daughter to be a lesbian/gay , or not . You might defend your faith or might think , that God can defend himself .

P.S. : Your pastor is the rare breed of them , teaching people to not be the ones to make a choice between bad and worse .

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Phil Phallus : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

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1099 days 18 hours ago...

Roland Deschain wrote:

"The scary part this that no religious moderate (of any Christian denomination) ever came out and denounced him (and this guy was a huge media whore, so he wasn't just some unknown Bible thumper). I'm not saying that silence is assent, but it makes you wonder why reasonable moderate modern religious people don't take offense at this besmirching of their religion and call this guy out. Condemnation from the religious community would stop these types of creeps much quicker than any reasonable criticism from the secular community."

True. I've also never heard of a case where moderate Americans have come out in public to take a stance against imperialism and apologize for their country's actions. So think about that everytime the world bitches at moderate Muslims to speak out against "terrorism".

The lesson to be learned is that you should never expect one individual to apologize for what another individual did/said, just because they have the same religion or skin-color.

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Dimmukane : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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1099 days 17 hours ago...

yeah, it takes 750,000 peaches to build up enough cyanide to kill you, or so my chemistry teacher once said. the sick thing is, he came to Virginia Tech, and people came out of his lecture believing him.

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rustyshackleford : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

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1099 days 16 hours ago...

lol, ridiculous.

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