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A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon

A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar following an interfaith meeting.

The Jew, bragging on his virility, said, "I have four sons. One more andI'll have a basketball team."

The Catholic, waived off this accomplishment, stating, "That's nothing,boy, I have 10 sons , one more and I'll have a football team."

To which the Mormon replied, "You guys ain't got a clue. I have 17wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."------

  • NikNak
  • posted by NikNak
  • Date 11/8/2005 3:09:31 AM
  • Views: 3701
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  • Sexual (non-nudity), Offensive

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professor.rubik : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

professor.rubik

-4 votes NegativePositive

1481 days 18 hours ago...

If you're going to mock a religion, get better punch lines and less obvious set ups

IceCream : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

IceCream

0 votes NegativePositive

1476 days 2 hours ago...

mormonism isn't a religion, its technically still a cult.

Dollface : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Dollface

2 votes NegativePositive

1473 days 18 hours ago...

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

dietdrpepper : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

dietdrpepper

4 votes NegativePositive

1464 days 15 hours ago...

dude i thought mormon's didn't drink!

jauggy : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

jauggy

1 votes NegativePositive

1440 days 22 hours ago...

haha. I didn't know that about mormons.

tl12000 : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

tl12000

2 votes NegativePositive

1423 days 20 hours ago...

jack-mormon do

Dude_next_door : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

Dude_next_door

1 votes NegativePositive

1329 days 16 hours ago...

Mormons rock, yo!!!!

And the funny thing is, is that the stupid rumor about mormons with more that one wife is totally fake!!! funny huh?!

Crash9789 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Crash9789

1 votes NegativePositive

1329 days 13 hours ago...

Shouldn't it be "8 wives..." (two holes each)?

1337chewy : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

1337chewy

0 votes NegativePositive

1312 days 14 hours ago...

lol

kaaplosh : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

kaaplosh

0 votes NegativePositive

1298 days 2 hours ago...

mormons are cool!!!!

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