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Mens Room Monologue

Some guy talks about toilets and all the things involved with them.

posted by turnedmold
11/7/2005 7:17:49 PM

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Dark Artist : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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1479 days 12 hours ago...

prety funny

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hatchetcarer : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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1479 days 12 hours ago...

ive seen beater

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Dougie : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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1479 days 10 hours ago...

that was great, cos everything is true, ESPEcially the doors opening inwards. But there was a couple of things he missed, like the hand sink tap being to close the the edge of the basin so u have to put ur hands touching the edge of the dirty rank sink to get water on them.

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kryptin : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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1479 days 9 hours ago...

found it pretty funny

one thing it missed are those damn faucets that have to be held on for the water to come out. Your only able to ever wash one hand at time with those damn things.

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VegaObscura : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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1479 days 6 hours ago...

That's what the button sink is. And I agree with dougie, those are annoying and he did miss those. And he also missed just how "clean" the toilet seat looks.

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kryptin : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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1479 days 4 hours ago...

no, what I'm talking about are old sinks with hot and cold twist knobs that spring back when not held. The button ones at least give you a couple seconds with boths hands under the faucet, these ones won't allow for that because one hand must hold the knob on. My job has one of these sinks and it annoys the hell out of me.

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VegaObscura : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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1479 days 2 hours ago...

I've never seeon one of those.

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Spiked_Up : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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1479 days ago...

Hey shut up lol good point

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CitizenSnips : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

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1478 days 23 hours ago...

I hear you, kryptin. Those are the worst.

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Toe Tagger : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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1477 days 11 hours ago...

What he cant grasp how it piss in a long tiolet or wash one hand at a time? What a waste of life....if you people honestly agree w/ all this bitching you have far too little to complain about

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vyas_theguru : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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1474 days 22 hours ago...

Pretty Cool and it's true!!!!!!!!!!!

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Smy90 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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1474 days 20 hours ago...

lol that was funny cause it's true...those toilets that reach the ground always have piss around them so when you walk away your feet are all sticky :( I like the part he said about the hand dryers lol

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bamboopro : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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1470 days 18 hours ago...

so true its funny.

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Strayblade519 : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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1418 days 12 hours ago...

funny, but i hate toliet humor, maybe a little kid might find that halairious, but me nah, i give it a 2

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collins85c : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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1407 days 21 hours ago...

kryptin- "one thing it missed are those damn faucets that have to be held on for the water to come out. Your only able to ever wash one hand at time with those damn things."

Thats the "Push Sink" because you get a constant flow if you hold the button.

LMFAO!! "Urinial Offender; Pees in front of little girls."

I fu*king hate the electric dryers... I can deal with a push sink but fuck the environament. Damn there are worse things ruining it than the public restroom. Especially if you have to wash your face and its one of thoes dryers that dosnt have an adjustable nozzle. Fuck that.

Just wondering, is it true in some asian countries public toilets are sometimes just a hole in the floor? Heard that before sounds kinda false.

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lakespeed : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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1406 days 8 hours ago...

this is some funy ass shit right here

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Dutchie : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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1402 days 15 hours ago...

Not Bad

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Moriachik : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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1386 days 10 hours ago...

Heh, this actually taught me something about men's bathrooms...

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KainsWrath : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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1359 days 23 hours ago...

not funny. Nor is half of it true

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Dude_next_door : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

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1343 days 12 hours ago...

LOL! I totally hate it when people talk to you by the urinal!! i mean, come on! And would it be the same if you were out in the woods and had to use the tree?? i mean, if you know what i mean!

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tucansam : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1338 days 14 hours ago...

This video didnt even cover the most dreaded of all public restroom encounters! The actual escape from the restroom, where you must choose to touch the handle that has been grasped by hands that have touched millions of penis's, using some sort of protective shield, like a papertowel tp grasp the handle or waiting until someone else comes into the restroom then slipping out the door without touching it, to me, thats the most dreaded part.

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