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Mens Room Monologue

Some guy talks about toilets and all the things involved with them.

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Dark Artist : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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1483 days ago...

prety funny

hatchetcarer : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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1483 days ago...

ive seen beater

Dougie : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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1482 days 22 hours ago...

that was great, cos everything is true, ESPEcially the doors opening inwards. But there was a couple of things he missed, like the hand sink tap being to close the the edge of the basin so u have to put ur hands touching the edge of the dirty rank sink to get water on them.

kryptin : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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1482 days 21 hours ago...

found it pretty funny

one thing it missed are those damn faucets that have to be held on for the water to come out. Your only able to ever wash one hand at time with those damn things.

VegaObscura : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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1482 days 18 hours ago...

That's what the button sink is. And I agree with dougie, those are annoying and he did miss those. And he also missed just how "clean" the toilet seat looks.

kryptin : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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1482 days 15 hours ago...

no, what I'm talking about are old sinks with hot and cold twist knobs that spring back when not held. The button ones at least give you a couple seconds with boths hands under the faucet, these ones won't allow for that because one hand must hold the knob on. My job has one of these sinks and it annoys the hell out of me.

VegaObscura : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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1482 days 14 hours ago...

I've never seeon one of those.

Spiked_Up : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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1482 days 11 hours ago...

Hey shut up lol good point

CitizenSnips : LVL 43: VP 5: said:2007 Winner

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1482 days 11 hours ago...

I hear you, kryptin. Those are the worst.

Toe Tagger : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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1480 days 23 hours ago...

What he cant grasp how it piss in a long tiolet or wash one hand at a time? What a waste of life....if you people honestly agree w/ all this bitching you have far too little to complain about

vyas_theguru : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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1478 days 10 hours ago...

Pretty Cool and it's true!!!!!!!!!!!

Smy90 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:2007 Winner

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1478 days 7 hours ago...

lol that was funny cause it's true...those toilets that reach the ground always have piss around them so when you walk away your feet are all sticky :( I like the part he said about the hand dryers lol

bamboopro : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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1474 days 6 hours ago...

so true its funny.

Strayblade519 : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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1422 days ago...

funny, but i hate toliet humor, maybe a little kid might find that halairious, but me nah, i give it a 2

collins85c : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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1411 days 9 hours ago...

kryptin- "one thing it missed are those damn faucets that have to be held on for the water to come out. Your only able to ever wash one hand at time with those damn things."

Thats the "Push Sink" because you get a constant flow if you hold the button.

LMFAO!! "Urinial Offender; Pees in front of little girls."

I fu*king hate the electric dryers... I can deal with a push sink but fuck the environament. Damn there are worse things ruining it than the public restroom. Especially if you have to wash your face and its one of thoes dryers that dosnt have an adjustable nozzle. Fuck that.

Just wondering, is it true in some asian countries public toilets are sometimes just a hole in the floor? Heard that before sounds kinda false.

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