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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy.

The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?"

The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law."

  • obcrip
  • posted by obcrip
  • Date 11/19/2006 11:52:13 AM
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normski3000 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

normski3000

8 votes NegativePositive

745 days 1 hour ago...

haha! brilliant!

LoffMuffin : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

LoffMuffin

-6 votes NegativePositive

744 days 21 hours ago...

okay, sure it's funny, but I would have just pinched his nostrils close. Does anyone else find it weird that he shoves his fingers up his nose?

normski3000 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

normski3000

10 votes NegativePositive

744 days 2 hours ago...

"then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's..."

alondite : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

alondite

11 votes NegativePositive

743 days 21 hours ago...

so the father has smelled his daughter's pussy......interesting.......

@Acer (below me):LOL

Acer_Vartan : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Acer_Vartan

7 votes NegativePositive

743 days 19 hours ago...

^ duh...

laure : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

laure

1 votes NegativePositive

743 days 8 hours ago...

its ok... kinda dull...

dude21862004 : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

dude21862004

0 votes NegativePositive

743 days 3 hours ago...

i think he would be a bit more mad....and the kid probably woulda used te other fingers...or atleast wash his hands

77534 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

77534

1 votes NegativePositive

742 days 12 hours ago...

no...he would be more mad if the lad stuck his 2 fingers up his ass...

sierrabravo : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

sierrabravo

0 votes NegativePositive

740 days 15 hours ago...

VERY old but still funny

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