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Giant Burger:  SpikedHumor.comIn an unprecedented show of providing more ways for people to get fat, the Heart Attack Grill of Tempe, Arizona, has unleashed it's whopping 8,000-calorie burger. Appropriately, the beast is named "The Quadruple Bypass Burger."

The gigantic burger is comprised of four slabs of dead cow, weighing in at 2 lbs, along with three layers of cheese and bacon rashers. In order to show that they still care about your health, the burger's creators also added a nice layer of lettuce and tomato.

It may seem a little disturbing that a person would try to eat such a burger, but a spokesman for the restaurant was quite confident that the monstrous sandwich would find some tough customers; "You have to be a real man to dine here," he stated.

For those with more dainty and refined tastes, it's reported that a smaller burger, "The Triple Bypass", along with "Flatliner" fries are available. The restaurant is also equipped with wheelchairs should anyone need to be carted out after a meal.

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  • Date 11/13/2006 3:00:22 AM
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g_dawg123 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

g_dawg123

68 votes NegativePositive

1218 days 14 hours ago...

it's good that they gave that guy a helmut, so when he dies he doesn't hit his head on the ground

elmsters : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

elmsters

53 votes NegativePositive

1218 days 14 hours ago...

I thought one of the basic rules of life was "Never try and eat a burger bigger than your head"

MANWHORE : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

MANWHORE

4 votes NegativePositive

1218 days 12 hours ago...

MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmm burger :)......

CanadianChick : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

CanadianChick

Hidden (Show Comment) -40 votes

1218 days 10 hours ago...

I'll be the first to say ... "only in Ameri*a"!

-DressToKill- : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

-DressToKill-

49 votes NegativePositive

1218 days 10 hours ago...

I would only buy one if you get a free Diet Coke!!

Violetninja420 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Violetninja420

27 votes NegativePositive

1218 days 10 hours ago...

"You have to be a real man to dine here"

No, you'd have to be a real idiot...

1randomguy : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

1randomguy

0 votes NegativePositive

1218 days 10 hours ago...

^ I reckon look at the size of that thing.

Lukey : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

Lukey

9 votes NegativePositive

1218 days 9 hours ago...

I'm 6 foot and i way 80 kilo's...id hit it

Traxx : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Traxx

34 votes NegativePositive

1218 days 8 hours ago...

Yep canadianchick, finally a burger that you can eat as a snackfood in between your regulary scheduled meals.

thedemon : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

thedemon

0 votes NegativePositive

1218 days 8 hours ago...

nice size for a burger :D

Egis : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Egis

12 votes NegativePositive

1218 days 8 hours ago...

OMFG, i cant even start to imagine what kind of person coud eat so much ... i mean for crist sake even if youre working out a lot and need about 2000 calories a day and this is 8000 in one meal .... this is just sick

Squall_Leonhart : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Squall_Leonhart

17 votes NegativePositive

1218 days 7 hours ago...

I'll take 3 of those, 6 lots of fries and a coffee to go.

Now I can feed an entire African country and become known as the new Jesus...

Friggin hell, what sort of idiot would try fucking up their hearts by eating shit like that?

tboyjnr : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

tboyjnr

6 votes NegativePositive

1218 days 6 hours ago...

^^^ we dont need your food :-||

DS5Guitarist : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

DS5Guitarist

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1218 days 6 hours ago...

"what sort of idiot would try fucking up their hearts by eating shit like that?"

The same idiots that eat fast food and food made with synthetics.

TJMattingly33 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

TJMattingly33

18 votes NegativePositive

1218 days 6 hours ago...

It's the Jackass of food!

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