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From a radio show I believe, they play back a prank pulled on a telemarketer.

posted by Roland Deschain
11/12/2006 1:46:20 PM

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Andre6969 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1110 days 9 hours ago...

Seen this first on ytmnd.com, it even shows what they are saying

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vicecityfan1117 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1110 days 9 hours ago...

that was soooooo funny, even if the guys that kept laughin wouldnt let me hear some stuff, it was still great 5/5

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jooki : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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1110 days 8 hours ago...

poor guy...

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craptastic1 : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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1110 days 8 hours ago...

man those guys laughing in the background are sooo anoying.

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irawoody1 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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1110 days 8 hours ago...

bob up and down tom

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exploder : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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1110 days 8 hours ago...

The sad thing is that after all the internet exposure this excellent prank is going to flop if we actually try to do it. Telemarketers must have a list of 'clever tricks' to watch out for, and this one is now near the top.

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KoKanE : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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1110 days 7 hours ago...

^it isnt hard to make one up all u have to do is think

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GregP : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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1110 days 6 hours ago...

OK, this is already on here as a audio file. Making it a video file doesn't add anything to it except making the file larger.

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/60271/A_Telemarketers_worst_
Nightmare.html

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Mister : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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1110 days 6 hours ago...

repost or not, that is damn funny.

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Ultimate : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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1110 days 4 hours ago...

theres a way to get rid of the telemarketers 4 ever... you have to call someone and tell them or you have to say that ure in that list where telemarketers cant call you and they wont bother you.. i dont know what the list is called though

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Wufang : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

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1110 days 4 hours ago...

This is from ytmnd.com
http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

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Pronghead : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

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1110 days 4 hours ago...

Whats most annoying is that those two annoying bastards assumend that the listeners would like to hear they're dumbass laughing over the conversation! Any other country they would have just shut the hell up and enjoyed the show.

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pyranos : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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1110 days 3 hours ago...

great... now we get to be all sick of the seinfield ad. Although, this one doesn't have the annoying quality as much as the one before, which effectively made it so no one on this site will ever want to watch little man.

I think all ads should be like that one airforce one... no audio.

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Miles : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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1110 days 3 hours ago...

it had potential

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andrecastillo : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1110 days 3 hours ago...

This would have been a 5 if not for the guys in the background.

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Victorio : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

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1110 days 2 hours ago...

The description says it all. Payback IS a bitch. 5/5 wish I'd thought of that.

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QwykSylver : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

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1110 days 2 hours ago...

this is funny stuff lol

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It-Depends : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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1110 days 2 hours ago...

i love the bob & tom show. good stuff

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JimCarrSavannah : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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1110 days 1 hour ago...

That telemarketer didn't know whether to shit or wind his wristwatch.
That was awesome!

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Mikey101 : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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1110 days 1 hour ago...

Rofl the guy was scared shitless!

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Sanya : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

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1109 days 22 hours ago...

I used to work for a telemarketing company-- typically if you tell them that you want to be removed from all their lists and never called again, they'll do it, for fear of harassment charges.

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tracerdj : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1109 days 22 hours ago...

ive heard some good pranks in my time but that has to be one of the best!

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frogleg : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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1109 days 21 hours ago...

That is GOLD!

Tom your'e king!!!!!!!

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Shipwrecked : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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1109 days 21 hours ago...

Totally Awesome!

In my area they only call with recordings and leave a 800 number to call back.

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Papershark : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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1109 days 20 hours ago...

very funny.

if someone tries to sell you something on the street or in a mall it is so easy to just walk past them saying 'no thanks'... quick and simple and because i can get past these people so quick i don't regard them as a nuisance. yet there is a convention that doesnt allow it on the phone, it seems more difficult to put an end to this situation in a second.

I remember there was a Sienfiled where he said to the Telemarketer... 'sorry i cant talk right now but if you give me your home number I'll be able to call you later... oh you don't give that out... why not? oh so you don't like to be called at home well now you see how i feel." (i paraphrase)

have to admit that i getting sick of the Indian call centers trying to sell me a mobile phone. i just wish i could prank the people that set them up rather than the people that have to work in them as phone monkeys.

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Fuzzyman123 : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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1109 days 18 hours ago...

/\/\ classic - must remember that one

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Li'l b : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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1109 days 17 hours ago...

OMG I'm in stitches. 5/5

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Toocool : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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1109 days 17 hours ago...

yeah the guys laughing killed it great on punking that telemarketer

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Goldenknob : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

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1109 days 14 hours ago...

just tell the telemarketer that they called a cell phone and to remove you from the list... they arn't allowed to call cells.

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andy1.52 : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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1109 days 13 hours ago...

If the guy calling from the company was smart he would have just hung up becasue even if it were a real crime scene the cops couldn't do anything to him.

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Luigis_Bro : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1109 days 12 hours ago...

I agree about not ever wanting to see littleman ever. Its up there in the list under Gigli.

This made me laugh even after three times.

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Macdaddy : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

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1109 days 11 hours ago...

The Bob Ans Tom show constantly laugh over every little skit that they do. It totally ruins every joke that they try to put on the air. I wish they would've shut their mikes off when the do shit like this. I guess that's why they lasted about a whole 2 months in my area.

Bob and Tom suck. The skit was funny

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ar_dude101 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1109 days 9 hours ago...

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mightywei : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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1109 days 7 hours ago...

fucking genius

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ouchmyfoot : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

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1109 days 2 hours ago...

i hav a new hero and his name is Tom

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RyRySoFly11 : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

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1109 days 1 hour ago...

this a funny wrapped up in a handheld phone !!!

i've got to try that.

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KroniKIII : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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1108 days 23 hours ago...

man that was funny as hell.

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eyedahoe : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1108 days 21 hours ago...

I find it wierd how if you find something funny. Yet you dont like when Bob and Tom laugh, but u should be laughing to. So that would make yourself annoying to the skit.

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hescrs9 : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

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1107 days 22 hours ago...

lmao. "did you know he was a flaming homosexual??"

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Violetninja420 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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1106 days 14 hours ago...

that was funny? - the guy didnt even sound like a cop - not that it would even matter if it was.... i woulda told him to fuck himself, and hung up on him - course if i was Tom or whatever, i woulda just hung up on the telemarketer as well

Henry Rollins does a waaaaaay better one ...... i cant remember where i saw it tho...... probly youtube or something stupid - plus there isnt 2 idiots laughing constantly at things which arnt very funny

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peterpanteraman : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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1106 days 10 hours ago...

omg still lol ahahaha get more of those on spiked humor i put em on my myspace pg.

5/5+ 1,000,000

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BKeny826 : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

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1106 days 7 hours ago...

i wish i could think of something like that... damn telemarketers.

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MadDictator : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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1106 days 4 hours ago...

guys in the background spoil it

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The Dark Mammal : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1104 days 11 hours ago...

ALL HAIL THE GUNSLINGER!!!

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knucmo : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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1103 days 6 hours ago...

Yeah, why did they have to record those twats laughing in the background.

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treka226 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1049 days 2 hours ago...

the bob and tom show is the shit

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stupidmofo : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

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1036 days 7 hours ago...

yea there the only reason I look forward to the drive to work there stuff has made me laugh to the point that it hurts

another thing is why do people bitch about there laughing so much i admit they have a very annoying laugh but its not really that big of a deal

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Calisto : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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732 days 2 hours ago...

brilliant lol 5/5

i`m gonna do that next time when a telemarketer calls me lol

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