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Smartest Man in the World

Guy finds a beautiful woman hanging onto a branch over a cliff.  After thinking about his future after rescuing her, he makes smartest choice possible. 

  • Marqo09
  • posted by Marqo09
  • Date 7/23/2005 4:42:25 PM
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Yomeh : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Yomeh

0 votes NegativePositive

1589 days 23 hours ago...

wise choice!!!

{{Wild Eagle}} : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

{{Wild Eagle}}

0 votes NegativePositive

1589 days 23 hours ago...

lol good choice

Mido : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Mido

0 votes NegativePositive

1589 days 21 hours ago...

LOL, i dont know if that would be a good chocie or not, i mean if he saved her, there some instant sex(most likely) that doesnt nessecarliy mean that they will get married. He read into the situation to deep when he should have just scanned the first layer.

gazerbeam : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

gazerbeam

0 votes NegativePositive

1589 days 13 hours ago...

what a dick head!!!!!, yeah true he could of rooted her hahaha is such thing as a condom

memo+++ : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

memo+++

0 votes NegativePositive

1589 days 10 hours ago...

the best dick,is the larger and wide

Flatline (Admin) : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

Flatline

0 votes NegativePositive

1589 days 6 hours ago...

Wham bam Thank You Mam should have been his motto

geeya : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

geeya

0 votes NegativePositive

1589 days 4 hours ago...

why get married, fuck and chuck.

doctorjuice : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

doctorjuice

1 votes NegativePositive

1588 days 19 hours ago...

I hate commercials.

mariofan22 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

mariofan22

-2 votes NegativePositive

1588 days 1 hour ago...

He made a pretty good choice instead of saving her

Deity of Chaos : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Deity of Chaos

2 votes NegativePositive

1587 days 17 hours ago...

Just because he saves her doesn't mean he has to get hitched. A one night stand would have worked. And i like that motto Flatline.

hyde : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

hyde

-1 votes NegativePositive

1586 days 7 hours ago...

women get attached easily! especially if your their goddamn knight in shinning armour! good choice!

Sapphire : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

Sapphire

0 votes NegativePositive

1586 days 3 hours ago...

?!??! Come on guys..

Jonny : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

Jonny

0 votes NegativePositive

1585 days 18 hours ago...

LOL. nice.

ratsnake : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

ratsnake

0 votes NegativePositive

1579 days 13 hours ago...

smart...because hes gay!

krazytim : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

krazytim

0 votes NegativePositive

1578 days 23 hours ago...

lol, must be gay. comon... whats he thinkin'

cheesedude : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

cheesedude

0 votes NegativePositive

1573 days 18 hours ago...

Awwww wdf lol what a queer. I would of picked that chick up any day.

Toe Tagger : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Toe Tagger

0 votes NegativePositive

1570 days 21 hours ago...

he could always just practice anal...or he might be gay

TheForgotten : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

TheForgotten

-1 votes NegativePositive

1568 days 23 hours ago...

well, im the evil kind of person, :S
so i would also leave her there. BUT! i would cut branch so no one else would get the price, and stil, laugh when i've heard the "splat" :D

Whitewolfbane : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Whitewolfbane

0 votes NegativePositive

1557 days 17 hours ago...

Some people would wait for the branch to break, then go at it... =S

ScienottIsMyFool : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

ScienottIsMyFool

0 votes NegativePositive

1556 days 6 hours ago...

What was he doing out there in the first place? Why was she out there dressed like that?! Ahhhhhhhh!

axiumus : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

axiumus

0 votes NegativePositive

1554 days 15 hours ago...

...............

bukkake : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

bukkake

-1 votes NegativePositive

1551 days 23 hours ago...

cut the branch 'n fuck 'er corpse

Hyper_Viper : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Hyper_Viper

0 votes NegativePositive

1548 days 17 hours ago...

He could have gotten a free BJ out of it at least ;/

donutdude : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

donutdude

0 votes NegativePositive

1530 days 23 hours ago...

hahaha funny

fatal_faith : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

fatal_faith

0 votes NegativePositive

1529 days 7 hours ago...

lolz... great guy...

lEcheloNl : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

lEcheloNl

0 votes NegativePositive

1524 days 21 hours ago...

that was pretty dumb

LiquidSC : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

LiquidSC

0 votes NegativePositive

1519 days 2 hours ago...

fuck em and leave em

BLKSHEEP : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

BLKSHEEP

0 votes NegativePositive

1508 days 8 hours ago...

Possible choice, but i doubt that would really happen!!

daveking60 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

daveking60

0 votes NegativePositive

1507 days 18 hours ago...

thats was soooo nasty......like ewwwww!!!....it was like Ohh my God...tahst's disgustin!!.....e-mail me at daveking60@hotmail.com if u disagree w/ me

maggotSlipknot : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

maggotSlipknot

0 votes NegativePositive

1504 days 2 hours ago...

^^ what the fuck?

damnag3 : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

damnag3

0 votes NegativePositive

1499 days 5 hours ago...

hahaha brilliant, great advert slogan

fuzzypig : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

fuzzypig

0 votes NegativePositive

1496 days 20 hours ago...

Funny! F**k me get serious, would you really? I doubt it!

jsch_1989 : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

jsch_1989

0 votes NegativePositive

1481 days 16 hours ago...

eww.....why miss such a good chance....there isnt such good oportunities to find women 'pounding' into ur arms and a chance to be the hero saves the day!!

impure : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

impure

0 votes NegativePositive

1480 days 16 hours ago...

i would have saved her.

Mulattogirl17 : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

Mulattogirl17

0 votes NegativePositive

1457 days 5 hours ago...

not funny

baybee_shugah_69 : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

baybee_shugah_69

0 votes NegativePositive

1452 days 4 hours ago...

Hahaha... that was funny but he was a prick. He could have at least pulled her up before running away.

tak : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

tak

0 votes NegativePositive

1446 days 21 hours ago...

lmao finally the buxom blonde is owned not sjust sexually . . .but at life

Dhampir : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

Dhampir

0 votes NegativePositive

1445 days 10 hours ago...

LoL, I need some of that water... buy water... buy water

Sketchy Skeptic : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Sketchy Skeptic

0 votes NegativePositive

1444 days 10 hours ago...

Now im thirsty. Thanks.

GreenThorn : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

GreenThorn

1 votes NegativePositive

1443 days 15 hours ago...

lol was that the same chick from that old show with al bundy.....kinda looked like the daughter. meh id still help er even if i dont want nothing outa it.

DeadlyCurves : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

DeadlyCurves

0 votes NegativePositive

1442 days 3 hours ago...

what a loser... like he'll ever get lucky again to find a chick as hot as her

Mulky : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

Mulky

0 votes NegativePositive

1427 days 1 hour ago...

"thats was soooo nasty......like ewwwww!!!....it was like Ohh my God...tahst's disgustin!!.....e-mail me at daveking60@hotmail.com if u disagree w/ me"

What are you, Billy no mates?

It's just an ad peeps, doesn't need to make sense, just sell a product.

djremix93 : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

djremix93

0 votes NegativePositive

1422 days 20 hours ago...

lol

JCinjapan : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

JCinjapan

0 votes NegativePositive

1416 days 14 hours ago...

what an idiot. he should have just fucked her until she went nuts, then you drop her. noob

BACKFIRED : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

BACKFIRED

0 votes NegativePositive

1394 days 16 hours ago...

yaup
JCinjapans got it down
n00bs cant fuck wit da nigga

the guy looks like hes homosexual thogh
dang hot momma sit on my dick
pull her up there and quick-sticky her up

Gamer05 : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

Gamer05

0 votes NegativePositive

1392 days 4 hours ago...

Dum ass I would have saved her, fuck her one time and lift her.

blanco : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

blanco

0 votes NegativePositive

1386 days 1 hour ago...

dumb ass

cyph3rclon3 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

cyph3rclon3

0 votes NegativePositive

1385 days 20 hours ago...

as Red Foreman would say "Dumbass"

Celephais : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

Celephais

0 votes NegativePositive

1381 days 8 hours ago...

Stupid advert.

ajs278 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

ajs278

0 votes NegativePositive

1363 days 6 hours ago...

smart man, drinkin water turnin down lady in red....def gay

Downer : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Downer

1 votes NegativePositive

1342 days 21 hours ago...

Hilarious, but I would have risked it. Just kill the mother in law, and get a vasectomy after the second kid!

Exeed : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Exeed

1 votes NegativePositive

1330 days 21 hours ago...

Hhahahahah, I wouldn't have done that.

xxbanyruuxx : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

xxbanyruuxx

1 votes NegativePositive

1326 days 19 hours ago...

ROFL who wants to deal with that shit these days

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