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Smartest Man in the World

Guy finds a beautiful woman hanging onto a branch over a cliff.  After thinking about his future after rescuing her, he makes smartest choice possible. 

  • Marqo09
  • posted by Marqo09
  • Date 7/23/2005 4:42:25 PM
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damnag3 : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

damnag3

0 votes NegativePositive

1498 days 22 hours ago...

hahaha brilliant, great advert slogan

fuzzypig : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

fuzzypig

0 votes NegativePositive

1496 days 13 hours ago...

Funny! F**k me get serious, would you really? I doubt it!

jsch_1989 : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

jsch_1989

0 votes NegativePositive

1481 days 8 hours ago...

eww.....why miss such a good chance....there isnt such good oportunities to find women 'pounding' into ur arms and a chance to be the hero saves the day!!

impure : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

impure

0 votes NegativePositive

1480 days 9 hours ago...

i would have saved her.

Mulattogirl17 : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

Mulattogirl17

0 votes NegativePositive

1456 days 21 hours ago...

not funny

baybee_shugah_69 : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

baybee_shugah_69

0 votes NegativePositive

1451 days 20 hours ago...

Hahaha... that was funny but he was a prick. He could have at least pulled her up before running away.

tak : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

tak

0 votes NegativePositive

1446 days 13 hours ago...

lmao finally the buxom blonde is owned not sjust sexually . . .but at life

Dhampir : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

Dhampir

0 votes NegativePositive

1445 days 3 hours ago...

LoL, I need some of that water... buy water... buy water

Sketchy Skeptic : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Sketchy Skeptic

0 votes NegativePositive

1444 days 2 hours ago...

Now im thirsty. Thanks.

GreenThorn : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

GreenThorn

1 votes NegativePositive

1443 days 7 hours ago...

lol was that the same chick from that old show with al bundy.....kinda looked like the daughter. meh id still help er even if i dont want nothing outa it.

DeadlyCurves : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

DeadlyCurves

0 votes NegativePositive

1441 days 19 hours ago...

what a loser... like he'll ever get lucky again to find a chick as hot as her

Mulky : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

Mulky

0 votes NegativePositive

1426 days 18 hours ago...

"thats was soooo nasty......like ewwwww!!!....it was like Ohh my God...tahst's disgustin!!.....e-mail me at daveking60@hotmail.com if u disagree w/ me"

What are you, Billy no mates?

It's just an ad peeps, doesn't need to make sense, just sell a product.

djremix93 : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

djremix93

0 votes NegativePositive

1422 days 13 hours ago...

lol

JCinjapan : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

JCinjapan

0 votes NegativePositive

1416 days 6 hours ago...

what an idiot. he should have just fucked her until she went nuts, then you drop her. noob

BACKFIRED : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

BACKFIRED

0 votes NegativePositive

1394 days 9 hours ago...

yaup
JCinjapans got it down
n00bs cant fuck wit da nigga

the guy looks like hes homosexual thogh
dang hot momma sit on my dick
pull her up there and quick-sticky her up

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