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Smartest Man in the World

Guy finds a beautiful woman hanging onto a branch over a cliff.  After thinking about his future after rescuing her, he makes smartest choice possible. 

  • Marqo09
  • posted by Marqo09
  • Date 7/23/2005 4:42:25 PM
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cheesedude : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

cheesedude

0 votes NegativePositive

1572 days 7 hours ago...

Awwww wdf lol what a queer. I would of picked that chick up any day.

Toe Tagger : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Toe Tagger

0 votes NegativePositive

1569 days 10 hours ago...

he could always just practice anal...or he might be gay

TheForgotten : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

TheForgotten

-1 votes NegativePositive

1567 days 12 hours ago...

well, im the evil kind of person, :S
so i would also leave her there. BUT! i would cut branch so no one else would get the price, and stil, laugh when i've heard the "splat" :D

Whitewolfbane : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Whitewolfbane

0 votes NegativePositive

1556 days 6 hours ago...

Some people would wait for the branch to break, then go at it... =S

ScienottIsMyFool : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

ScienottIsMyFool

0 votes NegativePositive

1554 days 19 hours ago...

What was he doing out there in the first place? Why was she out there dressed like that?! Ahhhhhhhh!

axiumus : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

axiumus

0 votes NegativePositive

1553 days 4 hours ago...

...............

bukkake : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

bukkake

-1 votes NegativePositive

1550 days 11 hours ago...

cut the branch 'n fuck 'er corpse

Hyper_Viper : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Hyper_Viper

0 votes NegativePositive

1547 days 6 hours ago...

He could have gotten a free BJ out of it at least ;/

donutdude : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

donutdude

0 votes NegativePositive

1529 days 12 hours ago...

hahaha funny

fatal_faith : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

fatal_faith

0 votes NegativePositive

1527 days 20 hours ago...

lolz... great guy...

lEcheloNl : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

lEcheloNl

0 votes NegativePositive

1523 days 10 hours ago...

that was pretty dumb

LiquidSC : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

LiquidSC

0 votes NegativePositive

1517 days 14 hours ago...

fuck em and leave em

BLKSHEEP : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

BLKSHEEP

0 votes NegativePositive

1506 days 21 hours ago...

Possible choice, but i doubt that would really happen!!

daveking60 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

daveking60

0 votes NegativePositive

1506 days 7 hours ago...

thats was soooo nasty......like ewwwww!!!....it was like Ohh my God...tahst's disgustin!!.....e-mail me at daveking60@hotmail.com if u disagree w/ me

maggotSlipknot : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

maggotSlipknot

0 votes NegativePositive

1502 days 15 hours ago...

^^ what the fuck?

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