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Daddy's Little Girl

Upon entering his daughter's room, Mr. Lacy found a note on the bed and proceeded to read it. It stated the following:

Dear Dad,

I am sorry to have run away, but there is something I must tell you, and I couldn't bare to do it in person. I've decided to run away with Billy (my boyfriend I've been hiding from you and Mom), and we're going to get married. He promises to support me with the food stamps and goverment money he's been stashing away, but assures me there are always other ways to get money in a pinch.

He also plans to help me with my alcohol problem, which I've done a pretty good job of hiding over the past year. We plan on raising our still unborn child in the best little beach shack we can find in Mexico - I'm sure it won't be much, but I know we'll be happy together so that's all that matters. I plan on getting there with the fake passport Billy was so kind to make for me. We just hope that he won't get put back into Rehab again for his drug abuse problems.

I really wish you could meet him Daddy. He's so sweet! On my next birthday he's gonna take me down to this bar and get me a tattoo to match his! And for his birthday I hope I'll be able to afford to get him some dental work, so that maybe he can have all of his teeth when he smiles even though I think the gap is kind of cute. Well, wish us luck!

Love you,

Your little girl

P.S. I actually just got an F on my report card, but it could be a lot worse, right? I'm over at my friend Ashley's house. Come get me when you calm down.

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John_t1 : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

John_t1

6 votes NegativePositive

610 days 1 hour ago...

ROFL!

alondite : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

alondite

5 votes NegativePositive

609 days 2 hours ago...

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA....i can honestly say i did not see that coming until it hit me in the face...excellent...wow, and i was kinda expecting it to be like that joke posted a few weeks back where a guy wrote a letter to the Bush administration sayin how his life sucks since Bush came into office and it turned out to be Saddam Hussein writing the letter. sorry for makin you read that if you did...

Acer_Vartan : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Acer_Vartan

3 votes NegativePositive

607 days 9 hours ago...

^ ya i read that joke, and you owe us more than an apology,...get out your checkbook.

WestZ : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

WestZ

3 votes NegativePositive

606 days 21 hours ago...

LAWL!

dude21862004 : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

dude21862004

0 votes NegativePositive

591 days 7 hours ago...

that dad is gonna be pissed

saintcharles : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

saintcharles

0 votes NegativePositive

547 days ago...

i was pissed til the end...5/5 ended great

Girl George : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Girl George

0 votes NegativePositive

495 days 23 hours ago...

Didn't know where the joke was going, or if it was even a joke. That is until the end.

markdaking : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

markdaking

0 votes NegativePositive

493 days 11 hours ago...

weird.

mark.

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