Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kinds, in a beautiful yellow shade similar to my hair. But this week, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year... namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
"Helllooooo? It's been a year," I told him!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up....
He didn't call back. Guess I won that stupid argument.