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One Summer Day

One summer day a man came home early from work and was greeted by his wife dressed in very sexy lingerie and heels.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So, he tied her up and went golfing.

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SpecOps : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

SpecOps

4 votes NegativePositive

608 days 9 hours ago...

LMFAO

alondite : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

alondite

6 votes NegativePositive

608 days 8 hours ago...

i could swear i've seen this before, but i like it. alot.

but why not fuck her and then go golfing, leaving her tied up. then come back and fuck her again?

franklittle : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

franklittle

-3 votes NegativePositive

608 days 7 hours ago...

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/320/Anything_I_want_eh.html

REPOST..
.

but funny anyways...XD

o_O-l : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

o_O-l

0 votes NegativePositive

598 days 14 hours ago...

repost~~

dude21862004 : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

dude21862004

0 votes NegativePositive

590 days 12 hours ago...

it'll happen

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