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Quiet in Church

A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service,

"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping!"

posted by ratbstard
10/16/2006 12:36:05 PM

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supergirl : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

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1137 days 9 hours ago...

haha,how cute

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alondite : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

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1137 days 3 hours ago...

cute kid...

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spoken : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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1136 days 18 hours ago...

i like the answer... lolx....
but ya its true, sometimes i noticed pple slping too...

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SpecOps : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

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1134 days 9 hours ago...

Only been to church once when i was in kindagarden, hope never to go again.. complete waste of time listening to to derenged old people talk of a god that they can't proove exists.

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