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Skateboarder Bests Security Guard

A fat ass security guard tries to sit on a ledge so that skateboarders can't do anything on it. Of course, a skater figures out how to do his trick with the fat ass in the way. Stickin it to the man.

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wbzskate311 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

wbzskate311

-3 votes NegativePositive

1489 days 21 hours ago...

people really are assholes.. i bet half these people are giving it a low rating without even watching it. fucking experience whores.

Inferno_05 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Inferno_05

0 votes NegativePositive

1489 days 21 hours ago...

I think the skater fags are arseholes. That security guy is just trying to do his job that he gets paid for it to look at his family etc and these people have to come and make his day a living hell.

wbzskate311 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

wbzskate311

-3 votes NegativePositive

1489 days 21 hours ago...

security guards should go after the real problems in society, not kids having fun skateboarding. it's not doing any harm to the ledge. if nothing else it makes the place more popular. love park was nothing but a place inhabited by bums and drug dealers, skateboarding gave it life and made all that go away. the world's in a sad state of affairs when people are so ignorant as to label people "fags" for doing something that takes more talent than your ass has for anything.

guaii : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

guaii

-3 votes NegativePositive

1489 days 20 hours ago...

Well wbzskate311, I watched it and THEN gave it a 1. If I could have given it a lower rating I would have. I'll be back in 24 hours though, to give it another 1.

As for "stickin' it to the man", what the fuck are you taking about? Take your skate boarding bullshit elsewhere...

wbzskate311 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

wbzskate311

-2 votes NegativePositive

1489 days 20 hours ago...

wow.. i don't discriminate anybody's pasttime or hobbies based on generic stereotypes like you and the guy above. skateboarding is about personal expression, and it's fun when you can actually do it. only problem is it takes a long time to get good at, so only people who stick to it get enjoyment out of it. go ahead and do what you want, i'm just glad i'm not as simple minded a prick as you are.

guaii : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

guaii

0 votes NegativePositive

1489 days 20 hours ago...

Hey dipshit, have you ever heard of private property? This may surprise you but many people do not want to be walking near an area where there is a gang of skate board dudes. I'd say that if you were warned by this security guy and you didn't move on... it's time for the police, pepper spray and a taser for the first big mouth. Still yappin' ? *WHACK* with the night stick, into the paddy wagon and off to a cell where you can 'chill'.

I'll repeat myself ----> Take your skate boarding bullshit elsewhere...

(See you in 24 hours for another 1 vote)

wbzskate311 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

wbzskate311

-1 votes NegativePositive

1489 days 20 hours ago...

wow.. i don't discriminate anybody's pasttime or hobbies based on generic stereotypes like you and the guy above. skateboarding is about personal expression, and it's fun when you can actually do it. only problem is it takes a long time to get good at, so only people who stick to it get enjoyment out of it. go ahead and do what you want, i'm just glad i'm not as simple minded a prick as you are.

Sliney : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Sliney

0 votes NegativePositive

1489 days 19 hours ago...

guaii: "See you in 24 hours for another 1 vote"

good one guaii! be sure to get ur super fuckin nerd watch with the compass and calculator attachments ready to count down! fuckin steve erkle faggot

holy shit guaii you sound like a fuckin bitter 60 year old retired cop. but i guess your just a power hungry fuck bag with only opression and real estate on your mind

Inferno_05 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Inferno_05

0 votes NegativePositive

1489 days 16 hours ago...

"security guards should go after the real problems in society, not kids having fun skateboarding. "

Yea, its what they are paid to do. If you really have a problem with them, you have a problem with the person that hired the security guard. There are tonnes of places for them to legally skate, and even places where there aren't any security guards.

On the other hand at least the security guards job is not as boring.. that guy is probably shitting himself, as he is totally outnumbered

Inferno_05 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Inferno_05

-1 votes NegativePositive

1489 days 16 hours ago...

The guard should of kicked him whilst in midair "accidently" as the skateboarder was putting him in a little danger

neoliam : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

neoliam

0 votes NegativePositive

1489 days 16 hours ago...

bah 1/5 not funny not impressive not nothing delete this shit...

wbzskate311 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

wbzskate311

0 votes NegativePositive

1489 days 5 hours ago...

i'd like to see your miserable pessimistic negative ass do it if it's not so impressive, fucking loser.

Dieablo : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

Dieablo

0 votes NegativePositive

1486 days 12 hours ago...

HOLD THE PRESSES!!!!! Did I just read "security guards should go after the real problems in society"?

bahahahahaahaha holy shit, thats funnier then anything ive seen on the site all day.

big_p719 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

big_p719

-1 votes NegativePositive

1481 days ago...

booooring, if they fought..now that'd be interesting

bendover : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

bendover

1 votes NegativePositive

1474 days 20 hours ago...

wbzskate311 I AGREE PLUS ALL skateboardeING IS GOOD. skateboardeING BEST SPORT IN THE WORLD, BUT THE ONLY PROMLEM FORE MOSTE PEOPLE I SHAT IT TAKES BALLS!!!!

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