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Life be-for computers

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!

Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!

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Acer_Vartan : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Acer_Vartan

-1 votes NegativePositive

689 days 11 hours ago...

clunky and bad rythym.

supergirl : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

supergirl

6 votes NegativePositive

688 days 15 hours ago...

actually it was quite funny, we aren't looking for poetry here

SOAB : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

SOAB

0 votes NegativePositive

623 days 7 hours ago...

hey even thoguht it's not funny
it is pretty meaningful
it's cool

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