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What type of dog do vampire's like the best? Bloodhounds...

  • tatlas72
  • posted by tatlas72
  • Date 10/8/2006 11:24:12 AM
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GregP : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

GregP

0 votes NegativePositive

733 days 20 hours ago...

I sense a Halloween theme...

tatlas72 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

tatlas72

2 votes NegativePositive

733 days 9 hours ago...

Yeah, I posted a few jokes that we can tell our kids. I was hoping they would go over a little better. Seems like the ratings are all in the 1.5 to 2.00 area. Guess I'll find some adult humor next time : )

Z3rG : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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0 votes NegativePositive

733 days 5 hours ago...

well firstly you could of at least posted them all in one post to make them a little easier to go over :P

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