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Drunks Vs Stoners

What’s the difference between a drunk and a stoner?
A drunk drives through the stop sign; a stoner waits for it to turn green.

posted by TrainRekS
10/3/2006 9:04:25 PM

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GregP : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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Sad but true :)

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787 days 2 hours ago...

lol . . . very acute observation

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Coolmatt : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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omg lmao.

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WolfXI : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

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haha.
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So true.

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