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Turtle Trying To "Get Some"

Poor turtle! All he was trying to do was have a quick one.

posted by Uifz
9/29/2006 10:11:39 PM

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Killian : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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794 days 1 hour ago...

Was that turtle rape?

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DJOmegaRush : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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794 days 1 hour ago...

I think we did in fact just witness a crime....

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Uifz : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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794 days 1 hour ago...

Turtle Says: "GIVE ME SEX DAMMNIT. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR ONE OF US TO GET SOME LUV"

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importrx7 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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794 days ago...

wow.... so a turtle only makes noises when hes having sex...

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Exeed : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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794 days ago...

I think he got mad at her for denying him some poon... I think at the end he was begging... "Oh come on baby, I said I was sorry for hitting you"

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sielencer : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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793 days 23 hours ago...

lol im sorry but im speechless that was some funny shit

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FallenSolider : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

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793 days 22 hours ago...

lmao those noises were funny.

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Stretch2000mm : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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793 days 21 hours ago...

I had no idea turtles could "speak" like that. Very interesting!
5/5

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Ninj4 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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793 days 19 hours ago...

I've learned something today.. *heartwarming music begins to play* when a girl says no, you should accept that it means no and stop trying to force yourself upon them. Instead as this turtle demonstrates, you should headbutt her over and over until you manage to sever her spine somewhere near her lower back rendering her motionless and proceed in raping her! Then this world, could slowly become a better place.. and men would no longer fight war's and people could join hands and all become better as a whole.. instead of staying seperated by ignorance and frustration. Thank's horny turtle :)

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firstknightxix : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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793 days 19 hours ago...

new meaning to smack my bitch up LOL

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demon : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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793 days 18 hours ago...

he was one detrmined little guy, he was having a proper good go at her...

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Freeman, G : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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793 days 17 hours ago...

lmao, there's so much to say that i can't think of the words, 5/5

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Pojo : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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793 days 16 hours ago...

Lmfao, what the fuck was that? Went from head butting to humping her in almost a split second.

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MARINE255 : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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793 days 16 hours ago...

lmfao man i laughed so hard and yeah that was definetly turtle rape lmfao

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shadowfox9 : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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793 days 16 hours ago...

That's the weirdest animal clip I've seen in a long time.

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