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Is The Coast Clear?

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.

“Who was that?” asks the husband.

“I don’t know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.”

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E0D0D : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

E0D0D

-7 votes NegativePositive

792 days 7 hours ago...

Dont get it... anyone care to explain?

professor.rubik : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

professor.rubik

5 votes NegativePositive

792 days ago...

mistress calling, I guess.

GxxFORCE : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

GxxFORCE

-5 votes NegativePositive

790 days 20 hours ago...

i guess it has something to do with the fact there 200 miles from the coast.

Unconscious : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

Unconscious

7 votes NegativePositive

790 days 12 hours ago...

He's cheating on her, and it was his girlfriend calling asking whether it is safe for her to come round.

iwannagohom3 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

iwannagohom3

-6 votes NegativePositive

790 days 12 hours ago...

idiots it wasnt a mistress GxxForce got it it was so simple

TrainRekS : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

TrainRekS

4 votes NegativePositive

790 days 11 hours ago...

wow , cant belive none of you computer jocks ever used " the coast is clear " to say "that no one is around"

joke is about mistress calling thinking shes talking to husband asking if his wife was around...

dggolfer87 : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

dggolfer87

-2 votes NegativePositive

790 days 10 hours ago...

well besides the fact that the first three comments are stupid this is a repost. only the other one is a blonde joke...i believe it's "degrees of blondeness"

E0D0D : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

E0D0D

-3 votes NegativePositive

790 days 8 hours ago...

OK I know what " the coast is clear " means, but I didn't know who the caller woulda been... i guess girlfriend/mistress is the best answer

smurf22 : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

smurf22

4 votes NegativePositive

789 days 22 hours ago...

fuck me some people are fucking retarded...how could you not get the joke

alondite : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

alondite

0 votes NegativePositive

788 days 2 hours ago...

It amazes me how some of you people can miss the joke by so much...especially when you think you're right, saying someone is stupid for thinking something closer to the actual joke than what you're saying.

Marv_Sin73 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Marv_Sin73

1 votes NegativePositive

787 days 18 hours ago...

You gotta be shitting me Tiffany cufflinks how could anyone not get that joke?????

crybaby : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

crybaby

1 votes NegativePositive

787 days 13 hours ago...

who gives a fuck if all don't get it. don't fuck it up for the others who do get it. fucken idiots!!!!

sedhig : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

sedhig

1 votes NegativePositive

786 days 10 hours ago...

really there aint much to get, but what i got was that its a shit joke.

demontrace : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

demontrace

-1 votes NegativePositive

786 days 3 hours ago...

what's up with everyone insulting everyone else on their intelligence, yet at the same time that person will very often either:

A) try to explain the joke, yet get it completely wrong
B) not get the joke anyway
C) write out damn near every word misspelled while talking about how retarded other people are

why can't we just appreciate the fact that this is a free site, with JOKES on it that are supposed to make you LAUGH; not start bitching to everyone else about how unfunny it was, and that anyone else shouldn't find it funny, because they don't find it funny.

"how fucking retarted are sum of you people?"
priceless

alondite : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

alondite

0 votes NegativePositive

776 days 6 hours ago...

^ demontrace, you retard, you spelled "retarded" wrong. dumbass.....

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