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Blond Roadside Blues, Part II

Previously:
A dumb blonde is driving down the freeway in her brand new cherry-red Lamborghini with not another car in sight when she comes across a big truck. This truck is going a tad too slow for her liking, and being in a no-passing zone, she vents her frustration by repeatedly blaring the horn at him.

This really gets on the truck driver's nerves, and he motions for her to pull over. They both pull onto the shoulder and get out of their vehicles.

After briefly gazing at the blonde, and at the surrounding desert, the truck driver walks up to her and pulls out a piece of chalk. He uses the chalk to draw a circle on the pavement and then returns his gaze to the blonde.

"Okay," he says in a gruff, threatening voice, "now I want you to step into the circle and stare out into the desert. You are not allowed to leave the circle. You got that?" "Sure," replies the blonde casually, and she steps into the circle. The truck driver then goes to his truck and gets out a sledgehammer.

With a mighty grunt of exertion, he begins to beat the living crap out of the blonde's car. By the time he's done, her car is nothing more than a crumpled up piece of scrap. Satisfied with his handiwork, he turns to face the blonde.

But, much to his surprise, she starts laughing uncontrollably. "What the hell are you laughing about?" the truck driver demands, "I just completely totalled your car!" The blonde is now rolling on the ground laughing, and in between giggles she says: "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"

Now,
The same truck driver is rolling down the highway a few days later and yet another sports car, this time a red Porshe 911 Turbo, tailgates him in a road with double lines. The driver, another blond, is impatient as usual and generally annoys the truck driver.

Like before, he gestures to the blond to pull over. They both do so, and clamber out of their cars.

He stares at the blond for a short while and pulls out his piece of chalk; he starts to draw a circle in the ground.

However, the blond, wise to his ways, replies, "WAIT just a minute! Don't you try to fool me, I know exactly what you're going to do! My friend told me about you!"

The trucker pauses for a second, then erases the unfinished circle. He then begins to draw again; This time, however, he draws a square.

"Alright," he growls, "now I want you to step into the circle and stare out into the desert. You are not allowed to leave the square. You got that?" "Fine!" says the blond and steps into the square...

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Z3rG : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Z3rG

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800 days ago...

part 3: The bad guy in the second termanator movie comes and kills the truck driver and uses the truck for that awesome chase scene where arnolds on the motorbike. There, no more truck driver and no more dumb jokes.

VegaObscura : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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799 days 7 hours ago...

Would have been a lot better had I not thought I heard this joke before, checked the end just to make sure it was the same one, and fucked it all up.

your sexy soundman : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

your sexy soundman

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797 days 15 hours ago...

i loved the part 1, but the part 2 is a little anti climax to me.

soupcanX : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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797 days 12 hours ago...

in real life the truck driver would of tried to get her in his truck, if ya catch my drift.

walcus : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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740 days 16 hours ago...

"now I want you to step into the circle and stare out into the desert. You are not allowed to leave the square."

i know its lame, but you screwed up there

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