One fine day, Hilary Clinton is cleaning her husband's room when she discovers a dust-covered box under the bed. Curious, she retrieves the box and opens it.
Inside is 3 empty beer cans and a million dollars. Puzzled as to what this may be for, she decides to ask Bill about it. "Honey," she later asks, "Why is there a box under our bed with 3 empty beer cans and a million dollars in it?" As soon as he hears this, the former president's head droops and he speaks solemnly.
"I thought you might find that at some point, Hilary," he says. "You see, each of those beer cans represents a time that I cheated on you. The first can was Monica Lewinsky, since then there have been a few others as well." A short pause ensues.
"Well," Hilary finally says, "After all, you were once the president of the United States, I suppose only three isn't so bad. What's the million dollars for?" "Oh that," replied Bill, "That was for all the times that the box got full and I had to take the cans in for a deposit!"