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Mc Hammer - Can't Touch This

Music video - Hammer Time.

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chas_smith69 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

chas_smith69

2 votes NegativePositive

805 days 1 hour ago...

enjoy my frist UP LOAD !!!!!!!





^_^

Ninj4 : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Ninj4

2 votes NegativePositive

805 days 1 hour ago...

^ Dude that's probably the #1 greatest first upload of all time in the history of spikedhumor! Well done sir, 5/5!! I used to rock out to this music video so much when I was.. like 6? 7?

ss32 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

ss32

2 votes NegativePositive

805 days ago...

STOP!!!
Hammer time.


Bang bang bang bang bang bang...

Complexx : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Complexx

1 votes NegativePositive

805 days ago...

Summer of 90 was the best EVER!!!!!!!

chas_smith69 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

chas_smith69

1 votes NegativePositive

805 days ago...

thanks Ninj4 you made my night lol :P glade to see all are loveing it ^_^

Crocodile Hunter : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Crocodile Hunter

-3 votes NegativePositive

804 days 23 hours ago...

Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer cannot sue
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat
Can't touch me!

Stop! It's Peter time
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire then pee it out
Don't like it, kiss my rump
For a second, let's all do the bump
Can't touch me!
Yea do the Peter Griffin Bump
Can't touch me!

I'm Presidential Peter
Interns think I'm hot
Don't care if your handicapped
I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world
>From Hartford to Backbay
It's Peter, go Peter, MC Peter, yo Peter
Let's see Regis rap this way
Can't touch me!

Except you, you can touch me.

Micmac988 : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

Micmac988

0 votes NegativePositive

804 days 16 hours ago...

That'so .... fucking hilarious!!

GG you.

Parachute pants and spandex....gotta love the early '90's.

Woody1987 : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

Woody1987

0 votes NegativePositive

804 days 12 hours ago...

best trousers ever.

jdean25 : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

jdean25

6 votes NegativePositive

804 days 11 hours ago...

why does everything posted in WMP alway F up.?

krisium : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

krisium

-2 votes NegativePositive

804 days 11 hours ago...

dammit this isn't working for me at all.. i would like to point out i went as mc hammer 2 years in a row for halloween when i was little.. haha

PR0NW4R : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

PR0NW4R

1 votes NegativePositive

804 days 11 hours ago...

this worked the last time i tried to play it so why doesnt it now?

WMP > Shit

chas_smith69 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

chas_smith69

1 votes NegativePositive

804 days 10 hours ago...

WTF why is my video not working :(

p0g0 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

p0g0

-5 votes NegativePositive

804 days 10 hours ago...

Fix or 1/5

ogbatman : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

ogbatman

-2 votes NegativePositive

804 days 10 hours ago...

Hammer is broke=Video broke.

tjokc : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

tjokc

7 votes NegativePositive

804 days 10 hours ago...

wait, ninj4 you used to rock out to a video with black guys in it, wtf? I thought u were some almighty canadian nazi.

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