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Hoping to trigger an ant civil war, U.C. Irvine scientists are experimenting with a colorless potion that makes bosom-buddy arthropods try to decapitate one another, the Los Angeles Times reported Friday.

It could help rein in one of the planet's most troublesome pests -- the Argentine ant.

Throughout the state, the species has formed a massive super-colony that stretches from San Diego to Sonoma, wreaking havoc on wildlife, citrus crops and countless kitchens, according to The Times.

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Überfuckerwit : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Überfuckerwit

6 votes NegativePositive

807 days 4 hours ago...

the end is near


all hail the ants, the new masters

Fad3dieseL : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Fad3dieseL

3 votes NegativePositive

807 days 4 hours ago...

^lol

Perpetual_Schism : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

Perpetual_Schism

4 votes NegativePositive

807 days 3 hours ago...

mind control on ants... tax dollars well spent once again rofl

rexrun467 : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

rexrun467

-1 votes NegativePositive

806 days 19 hours ago...

you know whats funny. I have a friend who goes to UC Irvine and tells me they constantly are underfunded for renovations and new buildings and such. Now this is a waste of money. Researching on a civil war in an ant colony so they can fight the Argentine ant? O I got a solution for the ant problem.. its called go to a local grocery store, hardware store, or wherever and ask for a bug spray! Yea! Bug spray... a million time cheaper!

LithuanianLabourer : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

LithuanianLabourer

11 votes NegativePositive

806 days 17 hours ago...

^^^ Bug spray is not the option , we can't risk the open warfare with the ants , too many fellow americans might get bitten , and you know how american public starts to act , when they see too many nasty rashes and ant bites on TV .

Plus bug spray is considered weapon of mass destruction and is a big no-no in a worldwide community . The only chance we have is to make those decapitating freaks wage civil war on each other and watch the situation developing from aside .

Gentlemen , it is time to realize this simple fact : funding ant civil war IS in our own interest ! They do not stand for anything we stand for , they do not share our view on liberties , they do not negotiate and so the conflict is inevitable . They stand on our way of development and already actively oppose it , eat our cookies and our citrus crops .

In order to lower the risk of ant 'blowback' we used a scientific approach , ensuring that the whole reason for a conflict will not be tracked back to us . I can assure you , none of us wants some nasty ant terrorist biting him in the ass in his own bed .

demon : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

demon

-1 votes NegativePositive

806 days 14 hours ago...

wonder what would happen if a small child was to drink some of this stuff if it makes ants try and decapitate each other.
i think i see an experiment coming along

hellrazor : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

hellrazor

1 votes NegativePositive

805 days 14 hours ago...

Should try this stuff in the middle east.. wait.. nevermind lol

Islamisalie : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

Islamisalie

1 votes NegativePositive

804 days 17 hours ago...

Hey Lith, are you talking about ants or Iraqis?

rexrun467 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

rexrun467

0 votes NegativePositive

804 days 4 hours ago...

^ dude its a joke man -_-

TheFireDragon200 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

TheFireDragon200

0 votes NegativePositive

799 days 8 hours ago...

Islamisalie, that SO went RIGHT over your head.

TheFireDragon200 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

TheFireDragon200

0 votes NegativePositive

799 days 8 hours ago...

BWAHAHA. Read the full story. They hope to cause 'civil unrest' among the ants. X'D

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