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Murder Suspect: Goat Turned Into Corpse

A Nigerian murder suspect accused of killing his brother with an axe told police investigators he actually attacked a goat, which was only later magically transformed into his sibling's corpse, officials said Thursday.

The man, whose name wasn't released, offered police his explanation after his arrest on Tuesday in the death of his brother the previous day at Isseluku village in southern Nigeria.

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9/15/2006 6:25:36 PM

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Überfuckerwit : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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1170 days 3 hours ago...

he's black

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LithuanianLabourer : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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1170 days 2 hours ago...

^ so what ? Maybe it was a black goat :)

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Perpetual_Schism : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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1170 days 1 hour ago...

that guy musta been trippin some serious balls

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-DressToKill- : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

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1169 days 20 hours ago...

Poor guy,i actually believe him!!

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MixxieTheDude : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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1169 days 17 hours ago...

It's a PETA-conspiracy I tell you! From now on - everybody who kills an animal, kills a sibling!

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Townsville : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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1168 days 19 hours ago...

So this guy is golfing. During his tee-off, he keeps hearing voices that guide him through the game. "Use the 9," or "Shoot five-degrees to the left," they'd tell him. The fuck of it all is that it was helping his game.

When he finished his game, he found a small, green frog. "Hi," it said.

"Wow, you can talk!"
"That's right."
"Hey... you really helped my game."
"It's no problem, really. I like to help."
"Hey... you wanna hang around with me for a while?"

With his wise-talking-frog, the man went on to make millions of dollars by following his new friend's career suggestions and pearls of wisdom. He had never dreamed of such success, and all on account of his unnatural friend.

One night, he and the frog were in his luxurious penthouse. "You know," the man started, "you've helped me more than anyone in his entire world. I'd be nowhere today if it weren't for you. Is there anything I could do for you? Anything at all?"

"Well," the frog began, "give me a kiss. Just one."

At first, the man was weirded out. What does he want that for, and what good would it do him? Then again, he is the wise frog, who has done so much...

So, the man gave the frog a kiss - when all of a sudden, the frog transformed into a bloodied, dead hooker.

...And I swear to you, your honor - That's how she got there!

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