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Gorilla And Lion

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the zookeeper grabs him and drags him into his office.

The zookeeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly. The keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts.

So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime. However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he gets bored just swinging on tires.

He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.

At the end of the day the zookeeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction as a gorilla. Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up.

Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion he slips and falls. The mime is terrified.

The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind. Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help, Help me!", but the lion is quick and pounces.

The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, "Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?"

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spyvsspy : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

spyvsspy

10 votes NegativePositive

1172 days 5 hours ago...

oh my, he failed as a mime.

jdan : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

jdan

1 votes NegativePositive

1172 days ago...

LMFAO! 5/5 for spyvsspy's comment alone!

evilpoe : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

evilpoe

0 votes NegativePositive

1171 days 8 hours ago...

lol:P

snowpuff113 : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

snowpuff113

-4 votes NegativePositive

1170 days 17 hours ago...

that joke was to longggg and predictable

Acer_Vartan : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Acer_Vartan

2 votes NegativePositive

1168 days 19 hours ago...

spys comment wasnt that funny jdan, you need to get out more.

Godsim : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Godsim

-3 votes NegativePositive

1166 days 3 hours ago...

DUDE! you forgot to metion where he was born, if he was beaten a s a child, why his parents got divorced, what his live was after that incident, what he had for breakfast that day and if he ever will find a girlfriend that won't leave him for being a looser in job and bed.
in one sentence: you totally missed the point of that joke.

d3v1lsblood : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

d3v1lsblood

0 votes NegativePositive

1163 days 12 hours ago...

XD

ghostface7 : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

ghostface7

0 votes NegativePositive

1157 days 17 hours ago...

GOOD ONE! aww man so the whole zoo is mimes?

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