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Roadside Blues

A dumb blonde is driving down the freeway in her brand new cherry-red Lamborghini with not another car in sight when she comes across a big truck. This truck is going a tad too slow for her liking, and being in a no-passing zone, she vents her frustration by repeatedly blaring the horn at him.

This really gets on the truck driver's nerves, and he motions for her to pull over. They both pull onto the shoulder and get out of their vehicles.

After briefly gazing at the blonde, and at the surrounding desert, the truck driver walks up to her and pulls out a piece of chalk. He uses the chalk to draw a circle on the pavement and then returns his gaze to the blonde.

"Okay," he says in a gruff, threatening voice, "now I want you to step into the circle and stare out into the desert. You are not allowed to leave the circle. You got that?" "Sure," replies the blonde casually, and she steps into the circle. The truck driver then goes to his truck and gets out a sledgehammer.

With a mighty grunt of exertion, he begins to beat the living crap out of the blonde's car. By the time he's done, her car is nothing more than a crumpled up piece of scrap. Satisfied with his handiwork, he turns to face the blonde.

But, much to his surprise, she starts laughing uncontrollably. "What the hell are you laughing about?" the truck driver demands, "I just completely totalled your car!" The blonde is now rolling on the ground laughing, and in between giggles she says: "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"

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Deepsmeg : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

Deepsmeg

1 votes NegativePositive

811 days 9 hours ago...

That's one of the funniest jokes I think I've seen on spiked!
Take that either way...

mister.fei : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

mister.fei

1 votes NegativePositive

811 days ago...

ahahahah yup one of the funniest ive read!

evilpoe : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

evilpoe

2 votes NegativePositive

810 days 18 hours ago...

lol :P what a dumbass

willytheman5986 : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

willytheman5986

0 votes NegativePositive

808 days 13 hours ago...

old joke, but still mildly funny.

Acer_Vartan : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Acer_Vartan

-7 votes NegativePositive

808 days 5 hours ago...

It doesnt make any sense...

Deathvaliant : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Deathvaliant

3 votes NegativePositive

803 days 23 hours ago...

that had to be paris hilton!

aciid : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

aciid

0 votes NegativePositive

801 days 20 hours ago...

I would have stolen his truck :P

soupcanX : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

soupcanX

-1 votes NegativePositive

797 days 12 hours ago...

^ for all things holy shut up. We don't need to know "what would YOU do"

LoosMoose : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

LoosMoose

0 votes NegativePositive

792 days 23 hours ago...

Re-write of an Aggie joke 40 years ago...

ZachiePoo : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

ZachiePoo

-3 votes NegativePositive

791 days 8 hours ago...

OMG THAT IS FUCKING..... retarted....

trann1 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

trann1

1 votes NegativePositive

787 days 4 hours ago...

LOL, I actually laughed out loud for that one...

alondite : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

alondite

-1 votes NegativePositive

787 days 1 hour ago...

i cant remember if it was funny the first time i heard it long ago, but it wasnt very funny this time around...

crybaby : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

crybaby

-1 votes NegativePositive

783 days 13 hours ago...

fucken dumbass blond... thats why i'm going out with one they're so fucken stupid.

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