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Man Starts Fire By Roasting Bear

It's not a terribly uncommon event - someone leaves something in the oven, it gets a bit burny, and the next thing you know, a large part of their house is a smouldering ruin.

A Michigan man recently did just that, reducing his garage to ashes. The unusual part of the story is that he was trying to roast a bear.

It is not known exactly why Joe Gorzynski had decided to roast the bear. But doing so cost him his garage, his oven, his fishing equipment, his tools and a collection of animal heads mounted on the wall.

The bear also did not survive the conflagration.

The fire raged so strongly (bears are clearly a good fuel source) that it melted vinyl shutters and the siding of his neighbour's property.

Hamlin Fire epartment chief Steve Vandervest noted that while fires caused by turkeys were relatively common, bears weren't. 'This was a new one,' he commented.

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MixxieTheDude : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

MixxieTheDude

0 votes NegativePositive

1175 days ago...

"The fire raged so strongly (bears are clearly a good fuel source) that it melted vinyl shutters and the siding of his neighbour's property."

...Yogi is going to be the alternative to all our fuel-problems?
"Diesel or Petrol, Sir?"
- "Nope... Gimme some good old Bear."
"Ah yes Sir! So you got one of those fancy V8 Bear-driven engines huh?"
- "Yup, she runs like a deer and roars like a bear."

Venomousvole : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Venomousvole

2 votes NegativePositive

1175 days ago...

how big was the oven?!?

primepeng : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

primepeng

0 votes NegativePositive

1174 days 23 hours ago...

that could be a small-sized bear.

demon : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

demon

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1174 days 21 hours ago...

haha ur a dude mixxie, always come out with some clever witted line to say i like it :p, if you could have a friends list to chat to people on this site you qould be a deffinate add.
which could be a update for the spiked staff.. hint hint wink wink nudge nudge.

And this new comment system needs to be sorted go back to the old system, becuase peoples comments on pages 3+ wil lhardly get read and imagine trying to quote someone from 3pages ago it would be chaos having to reload a page each time. please go back to the old ways.

Shaggz : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Shaggz

2 votes NegativePositive

1174 days 18 hours ago...

"The bear also did not survive the conflagration"

HAHAHAHA, no shit! i believe the headline would've read something like "Man gets mangled, and eaten, while trying to roast bear" otherwise

p.s. i agree w/ demon on the comment system

jamiem89 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

jamiem89

-3 votes NegativePositive

1174 days 18 hours ago...

DEMON FOR PRESIDENT!

Kanthalas : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Kanthalas

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1174 days 17 hours ago...

No there was an issue with the old system where if too many comments are posted and you try to uncover a burried comment, it takes like 5 minutes, thus the change.

But you could increase the # of posts per page, or have some trippy thing where the next page of comments doesn't actually change the page just the comments (Although the only way to do that is using frames to my knowledge (eww)).

catfish : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

catfish

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1174 days 17 hours ago...

you could do it via ajax too (gmail style)

but an option to increase the number of comments per page (up to all on one page, preferably) would be nice.

Arm : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

Arm

0 votes NegativePositive

1174 days 13 hours ago...

pelican shit

CanadianChick : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

CanadianChick

0 votes NegativePositive

1174 days 9 hours ago...

The new comments layout sucks immensely.


Traxx : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

Traxx

8 votes NegativePositive

1174 days 7 hours ago...

^you should know about sucking right Canadianchick?

TBCG : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

TBCG

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1174 days 7 hours ago...

I can't tell you how many times this has happened to me.

Fuzzyman123 : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

Fuzzyman123

0 votes NegativePositive

1174 days 4 hours ago...

This is sick! Looks like he got what he deserved...

Dodgeyviper : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

Dodgeyviper

-1 votes NegativePositive

1173 days 4 hours ago...

Do yuo think the Goverment will take the buring thing seriously and start burn bears for fuel.

If that did happen only the Bush Administration would do anything like that.

TBCG : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

TBCG

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1172 days 9 hours ago...

^Kind of had to stretch for that one didn't you?
Boy I hope there's an idiot convention coming around.

If there was you'd probably have your own booth. lol!

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