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A Blonde Was Trying To Sell Her Old Car

A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.

One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I can only sell the car."

"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then you shouldn't have a problem anymore trying to sell your car."

The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.

About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?"

"No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!"

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soupcanX : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

soupcanX

-6 votes NegativePositive

1171 days 14 hours ago...

i'm dull, so i dont get it -.-

fakey123 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

fakey123

6 votes NegativePositive

1171 days 4 hours ago...

The blonde thinks her car is worth keeping now that the mechanic turned the odometer down to 50,000 miles.

Acer_Vartan : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Acer_Vartan

4 votes NegativePositive

1171 days ago...

I thought the joke was pretty dumb, but then you came along soupcanX and threw off my scale.

soupcanX : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

soupcanX

0 votes NegativePositive

1170 days 14 hours ago...

to fakey; oh, i already knew that part, i just don't see how it is funny.

to Acer; the reason i didnt get the joke is becuase i thought it had a good punchline. so sorry if that put your man panties in a twist

Incognito2me : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

Incognito2me

2 votes NegativePositive

1170 days 12 hours ago...

I thought it was quite good, as far as blonde jokes go...

laure : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

laure

0 votes NegativePositive

1167 days 14 hours ago...

lol, good one xD

mr2slow2006 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

mr2slow2006

0 votes NegativePositive

1164 days 6 hours ago...

dam pretty true

stunttt : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

stunttt

0 votes NegativePositive

1158 days ago...

ah not to funny

Officeguy07 : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

Officeguy07

0 votes NegativePositive

1157 days 9 hours ago...

lol man panties....oh and the dum blonde too

drnathanuk : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

drnathanuk

0 votes NegativePositive

1144 days 11 hours ago...

lame

crybaby : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

crybaby

0 votes NegativePositive

1138 days 13 hours ago...

its a pretty bad ass joke. if you get it right away. maybe soupcanX has a blond's brain

WhiteMage4Ever : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

WhiteMage4Ever

0 votes NegativePositive

1089 days 19 hours ago...

I liked it.

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