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One legged gold digger

A South African gold miner was injured at work and had to have his right leg amputated. After the operation he was talking to a fellow miner and said "I suppose I'm fucked now, who would ever want a one legged gold digger?" His mate replied "Try Paul McCartney"

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AhumbleKnight : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

AhumbleKnight

4 votes NegativePositive

1192 days 13 hours ago...

Only a few people would get this and it is not even funny.

Flynn_2006 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Flynn_2006

0 votes NegativePositive

1187 days 3 hours ago...

Paul McCartney's soon to be ex-wife only has one leg.

Masked Neko : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

Masked Neko

0 votes NegativePositive

1175 days 13 hours ago...

That's just bad.
No, really, this joke sucks.

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