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Anchor Mishap

Bob is a skilled anchorman, in fact, he is the best among his fellow anchormen. Bob has the ability to read off the news documents in front of him in a Flash and is also well known as a swift speaker.

One evening as Bob was following his usual routine informing his viewers, ---a piece of paper was passed to him. Bob opened it and after reading it, he gave the Audience a WIDE smile. Then, Bob goes on---- Ladies and gentlemen and all of NCC news viewers who are watching right now, good news !! good news !! The long War between two rival Nations has finally came to a halt !!!!!! Once again, another paper was passed to Bob. After reading it, Bob smiled as wide as he could. ----- Wow, good news once again !! The world's leading scientists have discovered a Ocean-Fuel system !!! we now have no use for Gasoline !!! Soon after more notes were passed to him and each one brought forth more good news.

Just right before the commercial Break, another small note was passed to Bob.-------Bob, who now attracted most of his audience's attention with all the good news, couldn't wait for more. ------ AND now my audiences, more good news ; Please pay attention !! Bob smiled and without hesitation, opened the note and read it out loud "" Dear Bob, there is a piece if Spinach stuck on your front tooth, please remove it during the commercials------ Manager ""

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  • Date 8/5/2006 7:27:19 PM
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