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Microsoft attemps to demonstrate the voice recognition software included in Vista.

posted by mGoLos
8/1/2006 12:33:42 AM

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el_loco123 : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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853 days 17 hours ago...

hmm killer delete...

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Davo69 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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853 days 17 hours ago...

HAHAHAHAHAHA. What a major fuckup, way to go Microsoft.

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JohnnyDKS : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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853 days 17 hours ago...

ouch... even the reporters were taking shots at microsoft

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Namo : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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853 days 17 hours ago...

so these guys are makin fun of it, but i want to see how good they are at making voice recognition software. we'll compare the two and then laugh.

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toolofdeviance : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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853 days 16 hours ago...

^^^
Its not the reporter's jobs to make voice recognition software, dumbass.

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1MONKEY1 : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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853 days 16 hours ago...

NAmo by the looks of the video they could make a better software. All they have to do is put out a random word and sooner or later it would get one right.

As for microsoft, No one wants this crap. Somehow If they do, they will buy via voice or dragon speaking.

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killFelix : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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853 days 15 hours ago...

ambient noise my arse!!
fuck microsoft, everything they make is late, crap, and expensive to fix
Macs are how computers should run, and they also now run Windows as a "feature"

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1MONKEY1 : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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853 days 15 hours ago...

macs? lol even with all pc(windows) problems it's still better. Macs are over all crapy. Limited in software and hardware. Mac os is still full of bugs and the biggest problem is they're way over priced.

As for running windows on a mac it's not going to fix all your other problems.

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Mungo9000 : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

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853 days 15 hours ago...

A few years ago I tried one of the early speech recognition programs. It was supposed to be the most advanced in the world.

I spoke into the microphone, "Can you recognise speech?"

The computer wrote, "Can you wreck a nice beach?"

Guess there's still a long way to go on the A.I. to develop contextual understanding.

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mGoLos : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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853 days 14 hours ago...

^ LOL

hahaha, yeah, I just get naked, hahahahaha

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smoky13 : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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853 days 13 hours ago...

maybe cuz u have to input ur voice command first, and if some1 else does it the ai wont be able to hear the command u give,some ppl are such noobs its sad

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sLiCkyWoRm : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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853 days 11 hours ago...

vista will be released early next year .. and yes, that's why theres always the delay because they are still on the stage of testing it .. and voice recognition is not the main feature of this new OS .. they are pointing on security ..

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MixxieTheDude : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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853 days 10 hours ago...

That was hilarious XD

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laribo : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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853 days 9 hours ago...

Accurate voice recognition will never be possible with the current technology. My money's on Jeff Hawkins' new theory (he of palm pilot fame).

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Breakdown : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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853 days 4 hours ago...

Mungo9000 even the dragon naturally speaking that I tried a couple years ago at my school had you go through lessons so it can understand your voice. you must of gotten some cheap software

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