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Drederick Tatum (Admin) : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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1219 days 4 hours ago...

Impressive, but who wants to watch that wavy image? Too sketchy for my likes.

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ss32 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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1219 days 4 hours ago...

^^loser^^

That is so stupid
LOLZ FIRST POST

vv Loser vv

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Drederick Tatum (Admin) : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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1219 days 4 hours ago...

^ Not quite first, but good effort. Loser.

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craptastic1 : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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1219 days 4 hours ago...

ye the quality sucks. they should work on that more.

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1219 days 4 hours ago...

They made something like that at Disneyland, but it was a waterfall of smoke w/ a projection of Davy Jones on the Pirates of the Carribean Ride

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Breakdown : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1219 days 3 hours ago...

"ye the quality sucks. they should work on that more."

because you are going to be one of the first adopters of this?

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Drunken_Master : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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1219 days 2 hours ago...

it sucks I prefer my good old monitor, they need to work on it much more before it becomes a real comercial product, and add some 3d :D

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MechmanZero : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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1219 days 2 hours ago...

Wait a sec...so you still need a computer, monitor and projector just to come up with a very wavy image that is hard to see clearly.

Looks like a waste of money at this point.

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Withthelotus : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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1219 days 2 hours ago...

it will get better

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Nirah : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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1219 days 1 hour ago...

Well year it's not perfect yet... did you see the first tv?... or have you seen the carbon nanotube tv ? or what about the first computer :D

anyway...

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carefaktor : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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1219 days ago...

I could imaging some of you retards complaining about the first flying car.

"That is so stupid" "gay" "my mum is an emo" ?????

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RepairmanJack : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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1219 days ago...

It's the first step, towards the future of video or light enertainment, like the first projectors.

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Acturus : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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1218 days 22 hours ago...

wow, $20,000 for a shitty image!!!! i'm excited!!!

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xombie : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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1218 days 20 hours ago...

would be horrible to use to watch movies and such, but if you had a big one, you could put it up against a wall or something and just project images like a slideshow, use it as a decoration. would impress your friends, might even get you laid.

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Islamisalie : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

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1218 days 15 hours ago...

^
Nothing would get you laid.

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Whodat : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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1218 days 2 hours ago...

Yeah this is bullshit!!! Just like the first computer. 40 years later everyone fucking has one!! Tech has to start somewhere. 5/5 Very innovative BRAVO BRAVO I like it.

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Master Yoda DL : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

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1217 days 21 hours ago...

It's definently going to be the future. Everyone wants things smaller and easier to use. This helps people out w/ both of those things. Within the next 30 years or so, you'll have this in "Hi-DEF" so it's not going to be "wavy" like that.

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TomWaitsForNoOne : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1217 days 21 hours ago...

It's nothing compared to my holodeck.

Editor's note: Holodeck may not actually exist.

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Flame X : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

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1217 days 20 hours ago...

As of now it seems kinda crappy...but in 20 or 30 years this technology could be much improved and could be the normal way of watching tv.

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him_8913 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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1217 days 20 hours ago...

next step, pluggin cables in the back of our heads for tele

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Shadowninja : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

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1217 days 20 hours ago...

If this would be 3d and shit this would be great for PORN!!

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dodes47 : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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1217 days 20 hours ago...

Try to see beyond the wavy image, this is truly a start to a new way of watching tv and interacting on games. Betcha any money plasma and lcds will be extinct in 10-20 years time and replaced with this impressive invention.

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mynameisloader : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

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1217 days 20 hours ago...

when you can get a projector for £600, lcds and plasma tv's should already be extinct.

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Godsim : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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1217 days 19 hours ago...

new technology? they have this wavy crap projectors since they made the seaquest series....

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LeGranDuc : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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1217 days 19 hours ago...

I saw this on "Beyond Tomorrow" the other day. It was a bigger one. (100" ish) 90.000$
I'll stick with my plasma and LCD a few more years.

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normski3000 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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1217 days 19 hours ago...

I don't think I'd be able to watch it though...

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AdolfOliverBush : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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1217 days 19 hours ago...

"Help me Obi Wan Konobi, you're my only hope!"

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kentucky-fried-people : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

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1217 days 19 hours ago...

Just a beamer and some vaphorized water and you will have the same Bear goggles effect

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Luger : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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1217 days 18 hours ago...

...wow!
Think about this, we are going to experince a new technological front. And the flying cars are already popping up. But untill we get a network strong enough to handle and process movement of millions of people in one second...
you get it xD

but wow, I would so buy one of those, its like the atari 7800, finally with new tech teh world will enjoy some peace, people will be happy.

plus, this is better for America's economey, hopefully they don't sell out to china to make them.

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PatriotRebalMarine : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1217 days 18 hours ago...

nice. it is the future... but horrid graphics. fuzzy in a way of describing it.

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Nxus : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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1217 days 18 hours ago...

It's basically a picture on smoke, and it costs 20,000?

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evo_lution : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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1217 days 17 hours ago...

it will be affordable? lol

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coracile : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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1217 days 17 hours ago...

im sold. heading to walmart to get meself one now.... : )

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joekak : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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1217 days 17 hours ago...

projecting images onto steam/smoke.. they've been doing that in Scooby Doo for like 20 years.

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Razor blade : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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1217 days 16 hours ago...

sickness i want one

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storylady : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

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1217 days 16 hours ago...

it's the suggestion that what we see in scifi will soon become scifact, not bad, hope they develop it into something

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mustangplaya : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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1217 days 15 hours ago...

i think id rather fuk a goat than watch that. nice try to advance tv tho.

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psyhun : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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1217 days 15 hours ago...

Being that its condensed air...... I don't think it will sell very well in hot climate countries where fans are frequently used in homes :/ ........

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Inmate_002 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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1217 days 14 hours ago...

quality is way to shitty for me

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TheTamster : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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1217 days 14 hours ago...

Well look at it this way, if you look at the first ever tv to go on sale it probably had a four inch screen and a tiny fuzzy b/w picture in the middle barely even visable, and now look at tv's so i think this could become in the future.

Ps lcd and plasma screens have already been replaced, (because they'r awfull!!) But it will still be a year or two until the new tech completely replace's it, they'v gotta make they'r money first!!

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s3r4ph : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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1217 days 14 hours ago...

one word: HOLOPORN baby ohhhh yeeeah

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yarray : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

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1217 days 13 hours ago...

It will NOT replace lets say an lcd screen or hd monitor, but i would still buy one because thats fucking awsome.

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ExeFBM : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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1217 days 13 hours ago...

Please stop comparing this to the first tv/computer etc. with the exxpectation that it'll get better. This actually IS like the first tv. It's a back projection system, way simpler than a cathode ray tube! The only difference is that it's projected onto a steam/mist. and will you need to top it up with water everyday? The only technology here is the flashy projector, which had a much nicer image than the actual projected image. This will be dead on it's ass by the end of the year

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dirtyfriedchicken : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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1217 days 13 hours ago...

seems like it might run into problems having a fan/ac on in the same room, i think OLEDs seem much more practical and likely

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Opperator : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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1217 days 13 hours ago...

@joekak: 20 years? it's almost 40 years old.

Amazing invention, but as with all major steps in technollogy, this will take a decade or two at best to become perfected.

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Meatstick : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1217 days 13 hours ago...

hmmmm, this concept is absolutely insane. The possibilties are absurd. We're looking at the future here folks. Within a decade, there will be a slot on the top of our keyboards where the computer monitor shoots out.

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M0re B33r : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

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1217 days 12 hours ago...

cool idea. i cant wait to have one bout 10 or so years down the line :)

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sakura88 : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

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1217 days 12 hours ago...

thats a great invention. they'll probably be able to adjust the 'wavyness' of the picture and when they do it will be awesome.

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your_wrong : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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1217 days 10 hours ago...

If they can make the air flow less turbulent then it would rule

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Coinz : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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1217 days 9 hours ago...

a thinner vent, and a faster air output might increase the quality of the pictures. The vapour coming out of thouse vents is moving too slow, and this the ripples appear lower than they should.

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Gunslinger : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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1217 days 9 hours ago...

Will it blow out cold air?

If so you get a free air conditioner with every purchase.

If not I’m going to turn my living room into a sauna in preparation for the future of television.

Hooray for TV!

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maahinen : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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1217 days 9 hours ago...

I saw a documentary where some people in a finnish university built exactly the same thing, only much bigger for large projectors. And that was YEARS ago. I believe they have the patent for it but apparently it doesn't hold in the US :). The only way to adjust the wavyness is to increase the airflow which will produce annoyingly loud noise.

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kc : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

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1217 days 9 hours ago...

Maybe it looks better in real life.. it could jut be the camera thats filming it, like the distortion you get when you video tape a computer screen

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Kokorio7 : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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1217 days 8 hours ago...

Dude I could build that shit with stuff in my garage. All I need is a air compressor and a projector. What the hell.

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Csmack : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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1217 days 7 hours ago...

pshh, they gotta make a projector that scans the room you're watching TV in and it projects the movie throughout your room so it actualy looks like it's 3-D and looks like people are actually walking around in your room. i would love watching Lord of the Rings or a big war movie on that and have a whole frickin army fighting in my room all around me. Then they can make it interactive and make it so that you can get shot up by your own movie or video game. cool invention tho

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Alkalinetrio : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1217 days 6 hours ago...

Pretty impressive.

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fwost : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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1217 days 5 hours ago...

thats shit

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Meatstick : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1217 days 4 hours ago...

porn + that thing = yay :)

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ihavenoclue69069 : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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1217 days 4 hours ago...

him_8913 "next step, pluggin cables in the back of our heads for tele"
so ur thinking kinda like the movie 'matrix' or kinda like the book 'feed'
if i had 20,000 to spare, i would wait like 5 years the see where its at, hell look at the huge jump in tech from 1990 to 2000. HUGE diffrence. just imagin in another 10 years. 5/5

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Terjay : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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1217 days 4 hours ago...

"I saw a documentary where some people in a finnish university built exactly the same thing, only much bigger for large projectors."

Yep, that used a wall of mist.

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abel_nyx : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

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1217 days 3 hours ago...

Good but they still got a long way to go.

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jellyfish : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

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1217 days 2 hours ago...

does it actually use gas to make the image as in you would have to refill it?

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Kalan : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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1217 days 2 hours ago...

Wow. I'm looking forward to this kind of technology being affordable to the general public.

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BACKFIRED : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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1217 days 2 hours ago...

hey yo howabout the movie existenz where they plug video games into the back of their spines n shit
fuckin that movie is psycho

but yo the winds gotta b blowing fuckin crazy hard for it to stop waving
or all air around it has to be at no energy levels
which isnt possible

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Ra91 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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1217 days 1 hour ago...

Steam powered screen ftw?... For 20k$ you can buy giant flat screen monitor whit ultra clear image and resolution.

Not to mention that you wont see anything if it was bright in the room and No its not the camera that produces crapy image, its crapy by itself.

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alienpunk : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1216 days 23 hours ago...

if it comes with a little princess Leia, I'm in...

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subliminal40 : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

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1216 days 23 hours ago...

but the technology is flawed unless they encase the 'screen' in some knd of glass or something to keep the airflow straight. As the air gwts further away from the vent it will just become more distorted. They're going about this the wrong way but let them waste their own money I suppose.

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JimCarrSavannah : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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1216 days 23 hours ago...

The only drawback is they can only get it to work using arsenic gas vapors, so you cab only watch it for 4 minutes before your legs go numb and you start foaming at the mouth.

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oO Tribal Oo : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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1216 days 19 hours ago...

Nice idea but dont like the quality! that will never take over from HD if the quality stays the same.

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corchulio : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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1216 days 17 hours ago...

what is so amazing about this may I ask? Its a projector using some gas instead of a white screen. Invent something which projects an image in 3D then you will impress me

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Gunslinger : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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1216 days 17 hours ago...

The point of doing this is that it does have the potential to become 3D.

A normal television screen is made up of a grid. 2 axis on a grid is 2D; it has an x and a y.
3 axis on a grid grids make a 3D object. This has an x, y and z.

If the compressed air can be refined into an extra axis on the grid, a 3D picture could be produced.
Although, with one projector it would produce a one sided 3D image. 2 protectors would be needed for the full effect

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Sovario : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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1216 days 16 hours ago...

I'd prefer 3d holograms :D

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Diabolo88 : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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1216 days 16 hours ago...

Can you get high off the condensed air? Cool vid.

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Sliney : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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1216 days 13 hours ago...

20,000 dollars for air and a projector... nice.

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Ken Dodds Dads Dogs Dead : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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1216 days 12 hours ago...

Wow!!!!!!! Before we know it man will be walkin on the moon

Joekak : love the comment \/

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Dr_Satori : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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1216 days 12 hours ago...

I already use the 3D version with multi-layers of condensed gas projection. Only problem is - it keeps getting plugged with jizz.

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Q (3D Artist Maya) : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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1216 days 10 hours ago...

BULLSHIT...

what a crap...

i sense more cancer..

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mrbansan : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

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1216 days 10 hours ago...

yeh honestly, how are you suppose to watch anything on this, you have to walk up to the projector and the air machine and tilt them in a forward direction to align with your eyes so you can see what's actually there. looking at it from an angle or maneuriving it any way would be a complete hassle. it deserves a 5 for innovation tho. it has potential.

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Humanvegetable : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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1216 days 6 hours ago...

20k?! fuggen penis.

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bn199 : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

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1216 days 3 hours ago...

Technology is developing fast these days... soon they wont need a projector and it will have its own computer built in and it will be cheaper...

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