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Clerks 2 LOTR

Randal describes exactly what he thought about the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

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Tripodious : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

Tripodious

10 votes NegativePositive

1218 days 11 hours ago...

Such a great movie, everyone should go and see this. Even if you haven't seen any other Kevin Smith films you should see this one.
\/ normski, yeah it is J.R Bob Dobbs leader of the Church of the SunGenius.

normski3000 : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

normski3000

0 votes NegativePositive

1218 days 11 hours ago...

Fucking brilliant, I can't wait for this to come out. The comment above me, I can't see your name, but is that avatar from the SubGenius thing?

alibenx : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

alibenx

1 votes NegativePositive

1218 days 10 hours ago...

hahaha that movie is awesome and that scene was great

Ninj4 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Ninj4

Hidden (Show Comment) -18 votes

1218 days 9 hours ago...

Aahahaha pwnt.. tho LOTR fuckin ass rapes Star Wars, Randle is a funny fucker. I heard Clerks 1 is better, however Clerks 1 sucked dick so I hope 2 is better.. Kevin smith is a funny fucker!

Dj Spoonfed : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Dj Spoonfed

4 votes NegativePositive

1218 days 3 hours ago...

HA! "I wouldn't touch them with the torch of Gondor"

mGoLos : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

mGoLos

-6 votes NegativePositive

1218 days ago...

haha, lotr sucked ass alright

Big_D : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Big_D

Hidden (Show Comment) -9 votes

1217 days 21 hours ago...

Yea lotr sucks and clerks rules

jaded2000miles : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

jaded2000miles

3 votes NegativePositive

1217 days 19 hours ago...

i saw this movie opening night and i havent laughed that hard in a long fucking time

RECONZILLA : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

RECONZILLA

14 votes NegativePositive

1217 days 16 hours ago...

he is dead on about the gay hobbit thing " you're MY sam!"

Order_66 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Order_66

3 votes NegativePositive

1212 days 14 hours ago...

Vader owns Frodo!

BACKFIRED : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

BACKFIRED

2 votes NegativePositive

1212 days 13 hours ago...

lol this movie is the shit

it is the MUST SEE of the fuckin year man

i dontlike comedies
but thisone hit my kind of humorgauge right on

Violetninja420 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Violetninja420

3 votes NegativePositive

1212 days 12 hours ago...

"Here comes randall, he's a berserker..."

cant wait to get paid wednesday, so i can see the rest of it.

Kudo : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

Kudo

2 votes NegativePositive

1212 days 12 hours ago...

I just really can't fuckin take it nerds of my classroom or whatever comentin about LOTR, i never read it and i wont watch.
5/5 for have a lot of good points
and May the Force be ours.

DeathTyrant : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

DeathTyrant

4 votes NegativePositive

1212 days 12 hours ago...

I have read the 'Lord of the Rings' trilogy, 'The Hobbit' and 'The Silmarillion', and have enjoyed he movies, but that's pretty damn funny!

Some nerds out there get WAY too offended if you don't like their precious movies.

TBCG : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

TBCG

4 votes NegativePositive

1212 days 12 hours ago...

My favorite part was when Randal started singing that song to Elias and then Jay pops up out of nowhere and jumps through the drive-thru window singing it.

Put that part on here.

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