A rich old man was well known for paying large sums of money to individuals that could do something beyond a normal persons abilities. He would gather them and host tournaments between the best of the best.
On one occasion he ran an ad through papers all around the world searching for men that could stay awake for long periods of time. Many people came forth claiming their advanced abilities to go without sleep. These men were then narrowed down to three.
The three that remained were then told the rules of the game. They would each be sent to different deserted islands and forced to stay there one month. Whoever could remain awake for that time would be the winner and inherit the old man's fortunes.
They were each given one wish of what they wanted on the island to help them stay awake. The first man wished for a dozen women to pass the time.
The second asked for a case of Vivarin to help him through the month.
The last man asked for 30 cartons of cigarettes due to his strong addiction. After they had all received their supplies they were sent to their respective islands to begin the competition.
After the month had finished the old man, in his private helicopter, went to each island to see who was able to remain awake. The first man that had requested the 12 women was sound asleep when the old man arrived, however he did have a big smile on his face while sleeping.
The second man that had requested the Vivarin was found dead. Apparently he had died quite recently of a overdose.
When the old man arrived at the last island the man that had requested the thirty cartons of cigarettes was wide awake and running back and forth across the island. The old man landed and congratulated the man for winning the competition.
All that the man could say was, "Dddddooeessss annyyyboddddddyyyyyy havvvvvvveeee aaaaaaaaa liiiiiiggggghhhttttttttt!!!!!!!!?????????"
