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At the end of a job interview, a young Engineer fresh out of MIT was asked, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer replied, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"

The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?" And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it.

  • John_T1
  • posted by John_T1
  • Date 7/15/2006 8:54:19 PM
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Ben0087 : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Ben0087

4 votes NegativePositive

860 days 10 hours ago...

I like this only because im currently in engineering tech at school. I wish I'll be getting paid even 60 grand right out of college

xupz : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

xupz

2 votes NegativePositive

860 days 9 hours ago...

My father and brother are engineers, be prepared to work like 60 hours a week and get paid for 40 hours on salary. Enjoy!

kiffler : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

kiffler

-2 votes NegativePositive

858 days 1 hour ago...

damn that pretty sux, i currently have 3 more yrs before i grad in engr

Acer_Vartan : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Acer_Vartan

-2 votes NegativePositive

857 days 20 hours ago...

I would have thought engineers get more pay, even an electrician does better than that.

d2d : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

d2d

-1 votes NegativePositive

857 days 18 hours ago...

my dad is an engineer and he only makes 60,000 a year in canadian dolalrs.

Engineers are ghetto.

stretchaxel : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

stretchaxel

1 votes NegativePositive

856 days 21 hours ago...

Wow do you guys really think that the world is going to fall at your feet when you come out of school?

fleaboy : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

fleaboy

2 votes NegativePositive

854 days 17 hours ago...

^^^yes

Ben0087 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Ben0087

0 votes NegativePositive

847 days 19 hours ago...

Well, i could be making about 50 grand a year out of college at my dads work (starting salary) but im choosing to continue engineering in university.

Empiah : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

Empiah

0 votes NegativePositive

825 days 20 hours ago...

Heh... Good one.

EliteT : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

EliteT

0 votes NegativePositive

813 days 22 hours ago...

take that engineering education offshore and you'll be ballin' dude

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