A foursome is waiting on the men's tee while another
foursome of ladies is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are
taking their time, when finally the last lady is ready to hit the ball. She
hacks it 10 feet; goes over and hacks it another 10 feet, then hacks it
another 10 feet.
She looks up at the men who are watching and says
apologetically, "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter
didn't help."
One of the men immediately replied, "Well, you know, that's your
problem. You should have taken golf lessons instead."