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10 Reasons Why Mexicans Can't Be Terrori...

1. 8:45 am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.,

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  • Date 6/30/2006 6:11:57 PM
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ice_titan : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

ice_titan

-1 votes NegativePositive

884 days ago...

HAHAHA THAT IS SOOOO TRUE!! I KNOW CUZ I AM MEXICAN!!!! VIVA MEXICO!!!! XD!!! GOOD POST!!! LOL

snewsh : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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877 days 7 hours ago...

4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

thats so fucking true. got a class full of mexicans and they cant shut the fuck up for one second.

sh027y : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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0 votes NegativePositive

866 days 9 hours ago...

HAHA funny!!!

chröschi : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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830 days 13 hours ago...

ROFL That was great!!! 5/5

Unmannedperson : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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1 votes NegativePositive

744 days 4 hours ago...

and this is with the gender jokes, why?

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