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Virgins For Terrorists

This comedian talks about what it would be like for those virgins waiting in heaven with Allah.

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  • Date 6/27/2006 11:54:08 AM
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Mojofilter17 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Mojofilter17

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890 days 5 hours ago...

repost?

Quietdysfunction : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Quietdysfunction

50 votes NegativePositive

890 days 2 hours ago...

Who cares if thats a repost, that was hilarious and shows you how
backwards religion can be, especially a religion that treats women
like dogs. 5/5

Not that most people treat dogs as sex slaves, well i hope not :[
But you get my point.

monk3525 : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

monk3525

13 votes NegativePositive

890 days 1 hour ago...

Awesome! But I bet that guy has to now look over his shoulder, or end up like Theo Van Gogh, or the Denmark cartoonist for even suggesting that the religion has some hang ups that need to be addressed.

(This is to all you radical muslisms... I said some hang ups... Islam is a great and peaceful religion, you just need a better PR campaign. so please dont track me down either)

Jew.R.Crazy : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Jew.R.Crazy

13 votes NegativePositive

890 days ago...

yeah, I feel bad for women in the middle east, you either let yourself be treated that way or they simply cut your head off

Humanvegetable : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

Humanvegetable

-2 votes NegativePositive

889 days 19 hours ago...

:-(

but 5

nero2 : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

nero2

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888 days 19 hours ago...

the bits about virgins and so on are metaphors for the ineffable joys of the afterlife, christians take the biblical story of Genesis

christianity, after all, invented the idea of paradise in the first place

looking at things from the point of view of a materialist, which is the more outrageous proposition...

luring the people with the promise of eternal life, or throwing 72 virgins into the bargain?

Ecnav : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Ecnav

-6 votes NegativePositive

888 days 19 hours ago...

This is a repost. Saw it about 2 weeks ago.

duuuuhr : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

duuuuhr

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888 days 19 hours ago...

@ Monk, how big of a pussy are you? do you really think radical muslims are tracking people who talk bad about them on spikedhumor.com? also, do you think they will go after some unknown comedian for making a joke on comedy central? youre kind of a big vagina.

DingoDango : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

DingoDango

9 votes NegativePositive

888 days 19 hours ago...

Yay for religion.

Anyways, what's the point of having 72 virgins?

Given the timespan of eternity, that number is so insignificant in scope, it would be like having 1.

Like if heaven was 72 years long, then that's like a fresh virgin per year. But all eternity? Try spacing them out then. A trillion years between popped cherries, and you'll still be spending eternity with loose poosies.

Vinaccia : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Vinaccia

12 votes NegativePositive

888 days 19 hours ago...

This is a good example of how bogus some religions can be. Ok, I'm not entirely religious, but I do understand that the whole function of sexual desire is based upon our anamilistic instincts to reproduce. Thats the main reason why sex is so powerfully emphasized in our lives, is a physically hardwired function meant to further the reproduction of mankind. Ok, following? Well... Once you die, you live this physical world and travel to the spiritual world. What need is there to reproduce in the spirit world? Whos going to give a fuck about sex when its no longer hardwired into our brains? This is just an example at how shallow and fake and manmade some religions can be....

mannionmax : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

mannionmax

2 votes NegativePositive

888 days 19 hours ago...

Think that shows how backwards islam is.

EarlofKatella : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

EarlofKatella

-1 votes NegativePositive

888 days 19 hours ago...

nero2... Was it not from Judaism that Christianity and Islam were born?

!!!snow sick!!! : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

!!!snow sick!!!

4 votes NegativePositive

888 days 18 hours ago...

.....its radical islam that Laden and all those phycos believe. Islam in general isnt really like that. There are muslims in our U.S. military fighting other radical muslims. IDK its wierd.

rockauthority : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

rockauthority

2 votes NegativePositive

888 days 18 hours ago...

omg, so funny... yet sad when you think about the poor women.

jellyfish : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

jellyfish

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888 days 18 hours ago...

monk, " Islam is a great and peaceful religion"
the only religion i can think of that kills not only other religions but THEMSELVES also

i bet islams have killed more islams than the deaths of every major war

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