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Extreme Fear Of Pickles

A woman on the Maury Povich show explains how pickles are ruining her life.

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shift747 : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

shift747

30 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 9 hours ago...

If she went to my high school she wouldn't last a week if people ever found out about her fear. :D

dosie : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

dosie

30 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 9 hours ago...

SHE FUCKING FLIPPED.

What the fuck is wrong with her. THEY'RE FUCKING PICKLES. FOR FUCKS SAKE.

Bloodlustian : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

Bloodlustian

44 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 9 hours ago...

Spiders, Snakes and Hights i can Understand. But Pickles I wonder if she was ever attacked by one of thoses people in a Pickle Costume as a child...

fall3nflip : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

fall3nflip

29 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 9 hours ago...

man i wanted to see them shove a pickle in her face

beazel : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

beazel

33 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 8 hours ago...

LMAO!

Mariah! Mariah, it's okay, come here sweety... BAM! Pickles! AHHHH!

That's hilarious.

Alfonso : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Alfonso

17 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 8 hours ago...

Anyone that stupid should be exiled from civilization...

Legions : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Legions

9 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 8 hours ago...

hm this girl needs to get laid or something.. it's prob just a dramatic scene purposely cuz she knows she on tv.. lame

Che : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

Che

41 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 8 hours ago...

That was so disappointing. I was hoping that she would run away and as she rounded a corner they would dump thousands of pickles on her from above. Would have been fucking gold.

yarray : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

yarray

Hidden (Show Comment) -9 votes

1251 days 8 hours ago...

chlorpromazine (Thorazine), fluphenazine (Prolixin), haloperidol (Haldol), thiothixene (Navane), trifluoperazine (Stelazine), perphenazine (Trilafon), and thioridazine (Mellaril)

Hockeychaoz : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Hockeychaoz

13 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 8 hours ago...

Its the same as having a fear of heights, or snakes, or spiders.
You cant control what you are afraid of, unless you confront your fears, which is usually very hard to do.

Personally, I have a fear of drowning. I wont swim at all.
My friends laugh at me in the summer, but I still wont do it.

Pickles are the same thing.

(This is assuming this is all real mind you, Im not sure if Maury is staged or not, but I dont think it is.)

Srdine : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

Srdine

-4 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 7 hours ago...

She just wanted a free trip out of the show.

BornDrunken : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

BornDrunken

4 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 7 hours ago...

Maury:But you the waitress!
Mariah: So?

lol

I wonder what would happen if someone put a pickle in her food. It would suck if her co workers found out and started to mess with her unless she's faking the whole scene but yeah

Xplosive : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

Xplosive

2 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 6 hours ago...

how do you get scared of pickles and mustard

Katulobotomia : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

Katulobotomia

-3 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 6 hours ago...

people who think shes just a stubid bitch and a idiot for fearing them, needs an ass fuck. Because that is a Fobia at its worse. There is no rational reason, they just fear the object they fear. It is a decease if you might think. I fear hights. My EX girlfriend was affraid of trains.

Enthasius : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Enthasius

20 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 5 hours ago...

Thing is that heights, trains, snakes, water, spiders and such all have a element of danger to them. They're all something that have potential death associated with them.
Pickles don't besides the same fear of choking one might get from any food product. I don't mean to sound insensitive, but a fear of pickles is pretty ridiculous.

Even a fear of clowns has more logic than pickles, as a child might have been molested or frightened the hell out of by a dude in a clown outfit.

reptar : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

reptar

8 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 5 hours ago...

If you ever get her waiting your table, just ask for pickles and you'll have a good excuse not to pay her tip.

In fact, you should ask for mustard or anything else that doesn't come with your food in case there are other waitresses like her.

Tweaker_G : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Tweaker_G

5 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 4 hours ago...

Wow maury's a dick. That's like taking someone that's scared of heights and pushing them out of a plane.

Davo69 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Davo69

14 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 3 hours ago...

This is no laughing matter. Extreme fear of anything is often buried deep inside the mind of sufferers, usually set by a major traumatic situation & confrontation of any kind with that fear has known to have caused extreme panic attacks and in some cases death causing heart attacks.

What Maury did set this woman back years of therapy and she'll need some serious work to overcome the fear if she ever will. That is no way to deal with these phobias. Phobias are usually built up over time, so it would take time to overcome it.

Shame on you Maury!

Ben0087 : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

Ben0087

12 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 3 hours ago...

Fucking pickles! You shoud be ashamed of yourselves!

But IMO, they should have blinfolder her and just let her walk into a room full of pickles or handed her pickles(not telling her she was near any pickles ofcoarse). She said she hated the shape and color, well you cant see that when you blinfolded right? So it's a step forward I guess.. then she takes the blindfold off and "Wow, i was holding a pickle all this time and nothing bad happened, thank you Maury im cured" Sending her in a fucking pickle factory was kind off cruel though...

iceman1731 : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

iceman1731

19 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 2 hours ago...

I think they should make her fuck a pickle.

InsayneJayne : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

InsayneJayne

6 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 1 hour ago...

Maury and those paternity test shows are so god damn entertaining.


Maybe she was raped by someone who used a pickle as a child?
Who the fuck knows.

JroDigga : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

JroDigga

4 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 1 hour ago...

Can someone get her shoe! her other shoe someone, get her god damned shoe!

Well, fears are inbedded, to FORCE her to confront it is an approach, however i don't feel the way "maury" did it was appropriate for her fear, it seemed like a genuine fear...

haleem : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

haleem

-3 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 1 hour ago...

GOOOD TVVVV.

da_fireman19 : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

da_fireman19

4 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 1 hour ago...

Ben is right, that could have worked.
Leave the girl alone, why you gotta make her go in a pickle factory when she trembles at the smell of a damn pickle!
man if she is faking this, that...just sucks

Odysseus : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

Odysseus

7 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 1 hour ago...

she should just pretend it is a cock, but green then problem solved

wooha : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

wooha

-5 votes NegativePositive

1251 days 1 hour ago...

americans...

Pinky : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Pinky

9 votes NegativePositive

1251 days ago...

I dated a girl in college who had a fear of buttons(like on your cloths). She almost choked to death as a child(about 3 1/2 yrs old) on a dish of buttons in her grandma's sewing room. Some fears are rational and a culpret can be found, but others are buried deep in the subconcious. To the person who said that maybe she was raped as a child and in some way pickels were involved( sight, smell, taste or whatever) is not too far off the mark. There may (or may not be an association). My college sweetheart was learning to deal with the problem before we went our separate ways....but many need real clinical help.............and don't run with scissors!

beef n broccoli : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

beef n broccoli

1 votes NegativePositive

1251 days ago...

"pickles!? mustard!? birds!?"
fucking nutcases! look at the way they keep swaying in their seats.

ripperofchoa : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

ripperofchoa

2 votes NegativePositive

1251 days ago...

so funny i know i problity sound like an ass but still it's funny

Mad Ric : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Mad Ric

-2 votes NegativePositive

1251 days ago...

fuckin a...that kinda shit makes me want to dick slap that bitch what the fuck is wrong with those people

Artemis_Entreri : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Artemis_Entreri

5 votes NegativePositive

1251 days ago...

Must not have been a Valasic..

Tweaker_G : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Tweaker_G

4 votes NegativePositive

1251 days ago...

So I wonder if she's scared of cucumbers too, or maybe even plastic pickles. What about pickle juice?

Luger : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Luger

0 votes NegativePositive

1251 days ago...

This reminds me of Dane Cook's segment :"PICKELS>>>PICKLES"

BAM PICKLES
I wanted them to throw pickles at her, or put a pickle in her shoe.
DAM PICKLES

Wr3ck #8 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Wr3ck #8

0 votes NegativePositive

1251 days ago...

dosie, you're a complete fuckfaced moron. She has a phobia! you dumb asshole.
When you were kid you were scared of darkness.. what if someone put you in the dark empty hall, whithout any walls.. you'd fucking die.
For fucks sake, just fall in a well and die

II DeFeR II : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

II DeFeR II

4 votes NegativePositive

1251 days ago...

yea i wonder about the cucumber thing as well, those people need to be either medicated or locked up. Rediculous

Magusknight : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

Magusknight

-1 votes NegativePositive

1251 days ago...

WTF I'm scared of Hights but Hights can kill me. what knid of crackheads was this girls parents. if this is real and you ever see this girl please throw pickels at her. theres wars going on bombs falling on town and this girl somehow finds time to devlope a horrible fear of food. this ladies and gentelmen is proof that the human race is doomed

McPenis_Filet : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

McPenis_Filet

0 votes NegativePositive

1251 days ago...

AHAHAHAAAAA ive never laughed so hard! they are fucking pickles!

ooh watch out THE PICKES ARE GONNA GET YOU! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

they should have tied her to the chair and got every single person to throw pickles at her. even maury

and here come the pickles!

Tony Bologna : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

Tony Bologna

-1 votes NegativePositive

1251 days ago...

she has to be joking no way....this cant be real..........

miaheatfan : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

miaheatfan

2 votes NegativePositive

1251 days ago...

Damn, some of you guys are just plain ignorant. The girl has a phobia, a subconcious irrational fear that she cannot control. Some of these posts show just how simple-minded a lot of the people on this site are. I bet some of you all think bi-polar people should just snap out of it.

SubtleVox : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

SubtleVox

7 votes NegativePositive

1251 days ago...

^ well yea it's irrational... she's fucking afraid of a pickle. I'm arachnophobic... but spiders are creepy... pickles are fucking delicious.

apathyandalcohol : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

apathyandalcohol

6 votes NegativePositive

1251 days ago...

^ Agreed! Fuck spiders.

But GODDAMN, it's JUST a pickle. They're mighty tasty on burgers.


Fuck, now I want a hamburger.

McPenis_Filet : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

McPenis_Filet

5 votes NegativePositive

1251 days ago...

i have a mullet phobia.

tony1442 : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

tony1442

5 votes NegativePositive

1251 days ago...

they should have put a pickle in her shoe.

WhiteNoise : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

WhiteNoise

0 votes NegativePositive

1251 days ago...

our mind works in mysterious way, so I really dont see whats with the insult.

LoyalOutlaw : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

LoyalOutlaw

6 votes NegativePositive

1251 days ago...

FFS get a life bitch, pikles don't bite, you bite on them. if she were afraid of snakes or spiders i would understand cus they look scary and bite.
BUT PIKLES??? and her reasons were : they look awfull and smel bad.
uhmm my shit stinks and looks awfull now you don't see me having shitphobia!!
ps: sorry for the bad english

killapadilla : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

killapadilla

0 votes NegativePositive

1251 days ago...

PICKLE ATTACK!
where's her shoe?

AshesOfThePlope : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

AshesOfThePlope

-4 votes NegativePositive

1251 days ago...

shes a freakin NOOB at life OMFG thats just sad she should die, DIE AND GO TO HELL

doglog18 : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

doglog18

-5 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 23 hours ago...

what a dumb bitch. someone should murder her....with a pickle.

MadDictator : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

MadDictator

2 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 23 hours ago...

id hit that

Ti : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

Ti

7 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 23 hours ago...

Am I the only one who laughed through that entire thing? I'm starting to think that I should've felt sorry for her.

Nah. I'll go eat a pickle instead.

Kinda cute, though. Probably from a lack of pickles in her diet. I think we could start a new, hit television series off of this woman.

Luisin88 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Luisin88

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 23 hours ago...

Must be staged, thats ridiculous.

Nafai1123 : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

Nafai1123

1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 23 hours ago...

anyone think that she might have been molested as a kid and the attacker may have used a pickle? i know it sounds fuckin ridiculous but some people are fucked up and will do anything. that could explain her irrational fear. ya'll are just trying to cover up your irrational fears by claiming that they have some trace of "danger" to them. all phobias are irrational, thats why they are called phobias

phobia:A persistent, abnormal, and irrational fear of a specific thing or situation that compels one to avoid it, despite the awareness and reassurance that it is not dangerous.

DJBENZ : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

DJBENZ

9 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 23 hours ago...

Aerophobia- Fear of drafts, air swallowing, or airbourne noxious substances.
(Fear of air)
^^ thats the worst phobia
"OMG ITS EVERYWHERE!!! AHHHHH!!!"

Post your Comments : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Post your Comments

-3 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 23 hours ago...

the human mind is a fragile thing

Rocketp702 : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

Rocketp702

-5 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 23 hours ago...

Is this a joke?

[}{] //-\\ []v[] [] []_"[]" (()) []\[] : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

[}{] //-\\ []v[] [] []_"[]" (()) []\[]

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 23 hours ago...

You people are messed up. I really doubt that she was assaulted with a pickle.

My theory is this:

When Mariah was young, (too young to remember consciously), she got into some pickles and ate way too many. It made her very sick and she probably came close to death. This might have given her nightmares or hallucinations. This traumatized her and so now she subconsciously fears for her life in the presence of pickles.

Breakdown : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Breakdown

2 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 23 hours ago...

I guess all of you men that think you're really sensitive to her phobia are going to vote me down huh? This is an irrational phobia, she did not tell us why she was afraid and if she was molested with a pickle, she would have said that because it wouldn't be her fault but that's not the case now is it. This was damn funny now why do all of you people have to put blame on other people because of her phobia?

SonOfDenny : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

SonOfDenny

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 23 hours ago...

Can somone post this entire ep? I Wanna see more crazies, heh

kenada : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

kenada

1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 23 hours ago...

I remember seeing a program on tv about a woman that was sacred of buttons...that's almost as bizarre as this....but seriously, how can someone be scared of a pickle? It's not exactly going to attack you or hurt you.

mleesk : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

mleesk

-1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 22 hours ago...

it could be she was raped when she was younger and thought the best way to describe the "evidence" was "pickle" so she has a scar for life. think she needs professional help. i feel sorry for her.

capt_canuck : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

capt_canuck

2 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 22 hours ago...

she must have been raped with a pickle. probably as a child. Also could be fake??

ExeFBM : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

ExeFBM

3 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 22 hours ago...

I can totally respect someones phobia, but she's just being attention-seeking

Tyler723 : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:2007 Winner

Tyler723

3 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 22 hours ago...

LOL it would be awesome if the croud each had a handfull of pickles and started chucking it at her!

bossman666 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

bossman666

1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 22 hours ago...

this is a definite whack job!!!
hahahah!!!

EviLBibleDude! : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

EviLBibleDude!

1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 22 hours ago...

i thought that they were gonna put a fucking pickle in her shoe...o well

thejoe : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

thejoe

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 22 hours ago...

i'll give her a pickle....wink wink....

David Gilmour : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

David Gilmour

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 22 hours ago...

first poster@ If that's what you think dicks are sopposed to look like....

to the rest of you, obviously fake.

Frost Bight : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

Frost Bight

-2 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 22 hours ago...

phobias are generally never considered mental disorders. Sadly enough, this case is genuinely not something that can be logically explained, so there's probably some sort of hard-wired reason she has such a rediculous fear.

Honestly, though, there is a psychological technique (I believe it's called "flooding") where you literally bombard the person with their fear until they realize that there is nothing to be afraid of. Such as taking a person with a fear of heights to the tallest building in the city and making them hang over the edge.

Poor girl...

shadowoftime : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

shadowoftime

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 22 hours ago...

Honestly I feel sorry for her. Not so much because she has a phobia, but because it's of pickles.

I mean, if you tell somone you have ophidiophobia (fear of snakes) they can understand that. However if you tell somone you have a pickle phobia . . . how can you take that seriously?

Dfjono : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Dfjono

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 22 hours ago...

Dayum!

DiGiTALSTAR : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

DiGiTALSTAR

1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 22 hours ago...

i got a pickle, i got a pickle... hey hey hey!

Loverboyistheone : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

Loverboyistheone

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 22 hours ago...

Does anyone have the one episode where this dude was scared of clowns and ran away from it jumping over the stands?

scr224str : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

scr224str

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 22 hours ago...

raped as a child with a pickle or maybe the pickle just reminds her of it, cuz of its shape, thats my guess

xX|CraZyKilla|Xx : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

xX|CraZyKilla|Xx

-3 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 22 hours ago...

lmfao i would throw her into a big ass pool of pickles

Nacirema85 : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

Nacirema85

1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 21 hours ago...

Well... If somebody shoved a crayon in your ass, and told you that they are going to shove crayons down your throat until you die from choking on them... and did this for a good portion of your life, I think you might flip out if you saw a crayon.

I'm pretty sure everybody here has something or other that soceity thinks that you must be a moron for being afraid of, doing, habit, etc.

Jew.R.Crazy : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Jew.R.Crazy

1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 21 hours ago...

I'm as serious as I can be, I was eating a hamburger LOADED with pickles while watching this and I told myself:"man! she doesn't know what she's missing!"

Volcomdude88 : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

Volcomdude88

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 21 hours ago...

She needs therapy. Like i mean really god damn there just pickles.

JiveTurkey : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

JiveTurkey

-1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 21 hours ago...

That is easily the most humorous phobia I've ever seen.

L3b3rt : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

L3b3rt

-5 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 21 hours ago...

wow poor girl. that really sucks. thats an odd phobia tho.

Wr3ck #8 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Wr3ck #8

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 21 hours ago...

I have a poop phobia. So when I take a fat dump, I panic and freak out. And just run outside with shit coming out from my ass, yelling in extremely high pitched voice, shitting all over everything. Then I get even more scared and just shit on myself and blackout....
When I wake up the house is full of shit, and I'm covered in shit's crust. Ironically, I'm only afraid of liquid or gooey shit.
My neighbors call me shit-boy..

Once I are a nugget of my own poop, by accident. (I was blacked out)

Casual : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

Casual

-1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 21 hours ago...

Yeah it's fake, poor acting with a poor exuse/plot/story whatever.

Nägermeister : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

Nägermeister

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 21 hours ago...

Bitch ... you must be trippin'

I feel bad for her, clearly her fears aren't under he control but ...

come on...

showtime1419 : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

showtime1419

-3 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 21 hours ago...

That's a good plan MagusKnight, hopefully for you she doesn't like climb to the top of the jungle gym or something. You have a phobia of heights and she has one as pickles. Phobias are by their very nature irrational so cut her some slack. And learn how to spell heights jagoff!

The one thing I don't get is why she would come on this show and subject herself to this. Maybe it is all staged but that doesn't mean that there aren't people with debilitating phobias. Maury is a hack for this kind of programming.

bigchaz : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

bigchaz

-3 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 21 hours ago...

dont you think if she was raped with a pickle she might explain that?

its maury for god sakes. They tell everything. If she was actually raped by a pickle i think after years of ridicule she might tell people that so they stop making fun of her

shes just a douche. she wasnt raped, or choked or whatever with pickles

shes just f-ed up in the head

Order_66 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Order_66

-1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 21 hours ago...

were at a new all time low America.

blandy : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

blandy

-2 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 21 hours ago...

She has clearly had a BADDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! experience with pickles.

garfalk : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

garfalk

-2 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 21 hours ago...

does she also have a fear of cucumbers? they are the same thing.

that middle women was funny. she kept squirming at the sound of mustard...


fat ass phobic bitch.

Bummer : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

Bummer

-3 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 21 hours ago...

I wonder if she tastes like a pickle...

get your finger outa me bum : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

get your finger outa me bum

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 21 hours ago...

theres a show on ophrah about pickles who are afraid of dumbass waitresses
why did she hide... was she hoping that the pickles would look elsewhere
for 15 minutes of fame people would do anything
although clowns are not normal

Ez4u2nV-Elsewhere : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

Ez4u2nV-Elsewhere

-2 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 20 hours ago...

She was molested by a pickle at a young age, leave her alone.

get your finger outa me bum : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

get your finger outa me bum

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 20 hours ago...

hey InsayneJayne how can you use a pickle as a child
they dont look anything like pickles
honestly ive seen pickles and theylook a bit like cucmbers but not kids
get a bit damn chain for your kids next time you go to the grocers or supermarket cos you is dumb

Reject : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Reject

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 20 hours ago...

I'll slap that bitch with a pickle.

Caricature : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

Caricature

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 20 hours ago...

I remember seeing that one.
And I think in the same episode, there's a guy that is afraid of peaches, or it was in another episode of Maurie. Like come on, fruits and dead people and every other unanimated objects are the only things that CAN'T hurt you.

someone66 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

someone66

-1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 20 hours ago...

haha ^^
a show on oprah... LMAO
what does she think a pickle is going to do to her tho?
heights...u can fall...
spiders...they bite...
PICKLES??... umm....

bushbasher85 : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

bushbasher85

-1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 20 hours ago...

I don't think this is funny. As crazy as that sounds, she shouldn't be teased and harassed like this. Anything can look scary to anyone, for a long time when I was young I was afraid of trains thanks to a bit on sesame street, I was three and like all three year olds, I was having my morning routine of Cheerios and Mr Rogers and Sesame street, and there was this bit where I believe bod and luis, were putting up this bill board of this train tunnel, they screw up a few times for comic effect, and when they get it right, the train comes out but it comes towards the camera so it looks like the train is coming right towards you, so here I am three years old sitting three inches away when I see this giant train barrelling down on me, i ran screaming to my mother. So for a long time I had a fear of trains, it also didn't help that when you are that young they give you a shitload of coloring safety books and when they had ones on railroad safety talking about how you should GET OUT OF THE WAY! blah blah blah, and then Fried Green Tomatoes came out where one character in the beginning of the movie gets killed by a train, so that didn't help me either. I am only saying this to make the point that anything, given the right circumstance can seem scary to some one. (I am over my fear of trains just to let you know)

lucioswolfe : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

lucioswolfe

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 20 hours ago...

It's a little funny. Not the fact that she is THAT scared, but GODDAMN, her reaction is truly wicked. And I mean really...PICKLES?

mabuhay ang filipinos : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

mabuhay ang filipinos

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 19 hours ago...

a pickle is but two ingredients. would she be scared of vinegar? or cucumbers? i think maury sending mariah to a factory with thousands of pickles without any mental preperation was rong. wala lang hiya, maury (no shame, maury)

aNoTaMBiEN : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

aNoTaMBiEN

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 19 hours ago...

omg teh pickles!!!
XD
LMFAO!

raaz1987 : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

raaz1987

-1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 19 hours ago...

stupid bitch..

kome : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

kome

1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 19 hours ago...

Run child! the Pickles are coming for you!!

n0cturnal : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

n0cturnal

1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 19 hours ago...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! that was rich...

D3mi4n : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

D3mi4n

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 19 hours ago...

That Maury is a complete Jackass, i can't belive people like that have their own tv show.

rockauthority : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

rockauthority

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 19 hours ago...

If that wasn't staged, she has some very serious mental problems that I doubt even a psychatrist can cure...

metaldave08096 : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

metaldave08096

1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 18 hours ago...

Dane Cook "and the pickles, and the pickles, and the pickles........" lol this show has really become WORSE than Jerry.

ckyvick : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

ckyvick

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 18 hours ago...

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!! funnieest shit i seen all day! its just so fucking pathetic u have to laugh

sammyfresh : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

sammyfresh

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 18 hours ago...

that was so lame
id bet 100 dollars she was acting,
just watch and listen, if they dont know its fake then shes definately doing it for attention,

metaldave08096 : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

metaldave08096

1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 18 hours ago...

It would have been funny if the audience had pickles and they slapped her with them as she ran by. lol

ViciousWindStalkersgn : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

ViciousWindStalkersgn

-1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 18 hours ago...

My wife is deathly afraid of escalators... and I'm afraid of my limitless powers... as should you all...

KatamariQueen : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

KatamariQueen

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 18 hours ago...

I'm not sure if it was on this exact episode, but there was one Maury show about phobias where people were scared of cotton balls, chalk and tin foil. OH NO, IT CRINKLES!

UberDelegate86 : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

UberDelegate86

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 17 hours ago...

Dane Cook: "Pickles. Pickles. Pickles all over my body..."

Mariah here has a fear of pickles, instead of helping her get over her fear in a productive manner, we send her to..... A PICKLE FACTORY!?!? Wtf? I mean, an irrational fear is one thing and are usually absurd, but on the other hand, Maury is a cruel prick. Still didn't stop me from laughing....

Yeah, I realised I'm going to Hell.

Styl3s : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Styl3s

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 17 hours ago...

Are you kidding me? Pickles? That is just sad and pathetic

kryptin : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

kryptin

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 16 hours ago...

Something about her seems fake to me. I don't trust these crappy daytime talk shows as they are known for bringing in actors. Maury and Springer are the worst offenders.

Redact207 : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

Redact207

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 16 hours ago...

"Your a waitress??"
"yeah"
"in a restaurant??"
......

Is the host a real Dr or an idiot? Confronting her phobia in that way is going to torment the girl and exasserbate the problem in a big way.

Artemis_Entreri : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Artemis_Entreri

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 15 hours ago...

Again, it must have not been a Vlasic pickle!

Gettinfreelaughs : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

Gettinfreelaughs

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 15 hours ago...

LOL I though Maury only did boot camp and who is her baby daddy? shows, I really want to say she's a dumb crazy bitch for being afraid of fucking pickles, but phobias are serious deep rooted issues that people need to deal with, my aunt is afraid of crabs (not pubic crabs) she can't even see a picture of sebastian from the little mermaid, I know this is insane but im imagining how anyone stupid as it sounds can rape/assault a person with a god damn pickle, can u even use a pickle as a threat! (well exept for that chick) give me you're valuables or I swear i will use this pickle mercilessly!

MrCreezle : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

MrCreezle

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 15 hours ago...

She lost the shoe and kept on going.

Ra91 : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

Ra91

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 11 hours ago...

I know why she has pickle phobia =)... any ways if she is afraid of a vegetable don’t fucking show it to her, rather take a experienced shrink and let him gradually... trough heavy medication... get her to love pickles.

deucedeuces : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

deucedeuces

-1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 9 hours ago...

why is this rated so high? 1/5

Boyce : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

Boyce

-4 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 9 hours ago...

I'll prescribe her my dick to overcome her fear of pickles

Stratman : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

Stratman

1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 8 hours ago...

Why are the women on Maury always so damned fat?

And I'd say her fear of pickles is an association.

TreeHumper : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

TreeHumper

1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 8 hours ago...

and he's meant to be helping her or torturing her.

Godsim : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Godsim

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 7 hours ago...

It would have been lesser embarassing if she was afraid of her own shadow.

Of course it's fucking ridiculous to be afraid of pickles, but it's not impossible.
I heard of people that are freaked out by phone booths cause they think the booths are following and chasing them.
Or one who is afraid of spoons because he thinks he's a yoghurt.

xkore : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

xkore

-1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 7 hours ago...

This is all made up btw...no one is afraid of a fucking PICKLE...

midnightartist : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

midnightartist

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 6 hours ago...

what a joke??? afraid of pickels... she should be afraid of the boogie monster, not a fucking pickle!!!!

Voltaire : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Voltaire

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 6 hours ago...

I can understand fear of birds, my pet bird bit me several times. I thought I was going to lose my finger. Another time he flew at me, and I swear was trying to kill me. That was enough for me, and I sentenced him to my grandma's house for life. Yes, I sentenced him. My grandma never lets him out of the cage...

Kerrazyeye : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

Kerrazyeye

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 6 hours ago...

Maury's awsome, and the point of his show is to tell a story, not necessarily help the person. Without sending her to a pickle factory we wouldnt have a clear picture of the situation with this nutcase.
Valasic pickles suck. We grow the cucumbers and make pickles the ol' fashioned way, damn are they delicious. Maybe one of those old horrible horror movies like "attack of the condiments" or "pickzilla" got to her head...

Toxic_Ninja : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

Toxic_Ninja

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 6 hours ago...

you know what stops pickle phobia? being imersed in pickle juice for a full day with no posibility of escape, pickles floating everywhere too. That and a shovel to the face, shes a douche plain and simple.

JamesM : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

JamesM

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 5 hours ago...

my theory is she got raped with a pickle at a young age. there would be no other way she could be that afraid of them. or that show is full of shit.

dysthymia7 : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

dysthymia7

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 4 hours ago...

^^^probably. But poor girl.

bagpipendude : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

bagpipendude

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 4 hours ago...

I just want to throw that Sh*t at her!!! Stupid B*tch

that1guy : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

that1guy

1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 4 hours ago...

i agree with Davo69

anybody who is call this girl a stupid bitch shut the fuck up.
you can't help what your afraid of that is why it's called a phobia. yes i agree with some people that she may have been acting this out because she was on tv, but take into consideration that she wasn't acting this. look at the fear she is going through and all Maury does is shove a ful tray in her face and laughs at her

hes an asshole and this shows it without a doubt

Deagle : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Deagle

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 4 hours ago...

scared of the shape?
I take it she's never had a sexual encounter.

stubert : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

stubert

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 4 hours ago...

pfft.

lizzehgal : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

lizzehgal

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 4 hours ago...

blah...it sucks that she's afraid of pickles...especially since in my opinion that's the stupidest thing to be afraid of, but I felt it was pretty insensitive of the audience to laugh at her fear...I mean, if you're afraid of something and you get taunted and harrassed at school about it, chances are you don't wanna go on national television and get made fun of again.

But, that's the price you pay for going on Maury's show instead of going to a REAL psychiatrist to rid you of your fear of pickles. You get publicly humiliated instead of getting help.

Poor girl...but she made a bad choice to let Maury help her.

Efrondilthemagical : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Efrondilthemagical

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 4 hours ago...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *takes breath* ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

SubtleVox : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

SubtleVox

3 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 3 hours ago...

You know, I had the thought yesterday that if I were her boyfriend... since I'm an insanely mean and insensative bastard... I'd paint my dick green.... oh how I'd laugh.... and she'd cry... and that would make me laugh harder.

Hold on, Satans calling me...

zaiyar : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

zaiyar

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 3 hours ago...

like a hypnotic suggestion ... the pickle will release the chemicals required to make her fear and thus have the desire and energy to 'flee' or generally 'escape' from that which is causing such a release.

how it came about: most likely from her being force fed pickles or something similar, and having the 'whiney kid' gene in her, instead of taking it on the chin, she cried and cried and cried and was traumatized by it, it then snowballed into a phobia ...

easy enough to get out of. analyse what a pickle is on fundamental levels. ask what the pickle's effects will be. draw her mind to higher states with things she likes to keep good emotions around balancing what she's having to go through. have a pickle 100 yards away, ask her if it's harming her ... bring it closer, repeat process and see how close it can get. remind her that she doesn't have to do anything with the pickle ... she's a grown woman and all that other jazz of who she is now (basically drawing her mind away from the fact she's not a child anymore), repeat the processes as many times as they are beneficial. make sure her foundation which she uses to understand life is on track and allows her to make the right decisions. and that should be it.

deus_ex : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

deus_ex

1 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 2 hours ago...

hahahaha! MY GOD! I´ve never laughed my self so hard! PICKELS!

"You know, I had the thought yesterday that if I were her boyfriend... since I'm an insanely mean and insensative bastard... I'd paint my dick green.... oh how I'd laugh.... and she'd cry... and that would make me laugh harder.

Hold on, Satans calling me..."

hahahahaha! SubtleVox... You made my day! hahahaha!

how many licks mr. owl? : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

how many licks mr. owl?

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 2 hours ago...

looks like this shows runnnin outta material...

ntd878 : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

ntd878

0 votes NegativePositive

1250 days 1 hour ago...

the shape the color the texture grow the fuck up u big muther fucking pussy

!!!snow sick!!! : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

!!!snow sick!!!

0 votes NegativePositive

1249 days 23 hours ago...

The human mind is extremely mysterious and random. People can be afraid of anything. Like the guy on Jackass is afraid of mustard; he friggin bashed in Bams car because he mustard on him. IDK its wierd, but sometimes people have to learn to get over their fears and move on.

She probly got ass raped by a pickle. The pickle probly black mailed her. IDK guys come on. lol

Sovario : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

Sovario

0 votes NegativePositive

1249 days 23 hours ago...

LOL. That was probably Pat Griffin's girlfriend from Family Guy. Remember how if they left the cucumber there for a certain amount of time, and if it pickled, they'd know she was real? Yea, it pickled, and it proved she was real.

Deadly Ninja Man : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

Deadly Ninja Man

0 votes NegativePositive

1249 days 22 hours ago...

My quess is, she saw her mother doing something unpleasant with a pickle when she was a baby, and subconciously remembers it. Did you see the guilty look on the mothers face???

Zio : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

Zio

0 votes NegativePositive

1249 days 21 hours ago...

Haha, grow up.. PICKLE!

BlackHEART : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

BlackHEART

0 votes NegativePositive

1249 days 21 hours ago...

was she fucked by a pickle?

"i hate the shape, color, and the texture" um..well thats basically everything

n00bsrus : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

n00bsrus

0 votes NegativePositive

1249 days 20 hours ago...

This is sad. :(

Depodra : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

Depodra

0 votes NegativePositive

1249 days 19 hours ago...

"Its the same as having a fear of heights, or snakes, or spiders.
You cant control what you are afraid of, unless you confront your fears, which is usually very hard to do.

Personally, I have a fear of drowning. I wont swim at all.
My friends laugh at me in the summer, but I still wont do it.

Pickles are the same thing.

(This is assuming this is all real mind you, Im not sure if Maury is staged or not, but I dont think it is.)"

AHAHAHHAAHAHH YOU SISSY BITCH!

Anyway, to the story, that was so fucking lame. I hate that pathetic bitch. Somebody throw a fucking pickle at her now! Shove them down her god damn throat!

xtxblackxcoronax : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

xtxblackxcoronax

0 votes NegativePositive

1249 days 19 hours ago...

they shoulda tricked her and made her eat it on accident, they shoulda never told her, they should of just snuck up behind her with a fat picke and while she was ssobbing like a maniac just cram it in there

videokid1 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

videokid1

0 votes NegativePositive

1249 days 18 hours ago...

so what the fuck does she hate cucumbers or just when there pickled..I GOT QUESTIONS AND I NEED FUCKING ANSWERS

i_like_beans : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

i_like_beans

0 votes NegativePositive

1249 days 18 hours ago...

i remember this. there was another woman scared of mustard. there was one scared of birds. another woman was so scared of dogs, that she put dog food by her windows every night before she went to bed. just in case the dogs "broke in", they would eat the food and not "eat her". it was prety reeal too...

HeroicReject : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

HeroicReject

0 votes NegativePositive

1249 days 17 hours ago...

omg lol, i almost died laughing...

1337Rooster : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

1337Rooster

0 votes NegativePositive

1249 days 16 hours ago...

Ok, I dont understand what Maury thinks, he's doing. Like i know these phobias are kinda funny. But does he think hes helping, every time i see this show and they do one of these extreme fear episodes, all he does is take them on stage and expose them to their fear, and watch them freak out, for the audiences entertainment. Like is he honestly helping these people? Is he trying to? Or just humiliating them?

lacrosseblood14 : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

lacrosseblood14

0 votes NegativePositive

1249 days 16 hours ago...

there was 1 where a lady was scared of peaches

ChocobonSquall : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

ChocobonSquall

0 votes NegativePositive

1249 days 14 hours ago...

She is a nutcase. Open and shut case. Oh and a bad actress.

CanadianChick : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

CanadianChick

0 votes NegativePositive

1249 days 9 hours ago...

She needs to get pregnant so that she can start craving pickles.

Seven Leaf : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

Seven Leaf

0 votes NegativePositive

1249 days 1 hour ago...

Maury is running out of ideas. Lmao.

DSilb : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

DSilb

0 votes NegativePositive

1248 days 13 hours ago...

Fucking Kill yourself

Tortilla Boy : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Tortilla Boy

0 votes NegativePositive

1246 days 15 hours ago...

LOL i just thought of something really funny.

What we need to do is seduce her and get her and bed. The male should have herpes, and dye his dick green. When she is waiting for the man to reveal himself, he unsheaths his PICKLE! AHHHHHHHHHHHH LOL

synester17 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

synester17

0 votes NegativePositive

1244 days 15 hours ago...

hahaha this chick is whaaaacked in the head. ruuuuuun mariah run the picles are coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

synester17 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

synester17

0 votes NegativePositive

1244 days 15 hours ago...

she lost her shoe and continued to run....

synester17 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

synester17

-2 votes NegativePositive

1244 days 5 hours ago...

america is fucked....

Deathvaliant : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

Deathvaliant

0 votes NegativePositive

1233 days ago...

what would happen if you tell her that she sad on a piccle the whole time?

i think she would die instantely. lol

nick20404 : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

nick20404

0 votes NegativePositive

1220 days 12 hours ago...

owned by pickels

Heather_2490 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Heather_2490

0 votes NegativePositive

1217 days 10 hours ago...

awww Mariah-- it's ok!!
*hugs*...

Don't cry.. don't be skurred

*crunch, chomp chomp*
Gimme a hug... Hey..

THERES A PICKLE

bwa!

carefaktor : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

carefaktor

0 votes NegativePositive

1217 days 8 hours ago...

worst show ever

nova1999 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

nova1999

0 votes NegativePositive

1199 days 17 hours ago...

Glad I don't have periods.

nimlot : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

nimlot

0 votes NegativePositive

1199 days 15 hours ago...

Torment is so fun. >=)

clintuk : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

clintuk

0 votes NegativePositive

1189 days 2 hours ago...

Says it's a "fear" of pickles on the show, but it's a "phobia" due to the fact that it is irrational............but anyway, triviality aside, if this is in fact real then this girl needs to seek professional help, needs to be shown that a pickle is just a small green vegetable and can do absolutely nothing to harm her......the distance test as suggested earlier in this forum is a good idea

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