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The Daily Show's evolution schmevolution week. This is day 3.

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6/22/2006 11:22:50 AM

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bloodmoney d : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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1108 days 1 hour ago...

Lets see some more intelligent debate. wait a minute...did that douchebag compare humans to a fuckin casio wristwatch?

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erico : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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1107 days 23 hours ago...

Actually the watch analogy goes futher than just saying we are stopwatches.

The point of it is that if you see something as complicated as a watch it must have been made by something of even higher complexity and intelligence. The problem is If you say something more intelligent and complex created the watch and that being is God, what then created God? Its a circular argument that proves nothing.

He was probably able to dupe the people in the audience with it though...

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logan_24wolves : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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1107 days 23 hours ago...

^^^yes, that douchebag did compare us to a casio.....If I drink enough Dr. Peppers, can I be Dr. logan24wolves instead of logan24wolves???

LOL...that dude said dinosaurs lived with adam & eve....fucking lol, christianity is getting crazier and crazier.

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erico : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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1107 days 23 hours ago...

^^ you didn't even read my post and if you did then you totally missed the point.

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Manip : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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1107 days 22 hours ago...

Is day 2 around? All I've seen is day 1 and now day 3.

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adamwolf : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1107 days 4 hours ago...

@ erico, I think logan_24wolves was referring to the first post (judging by the time interval between the posts) and not yours. Also your "point" is irrelevant. Creationists can just say that God created himself.

And why can't they? If you go back in the line of Action & Consequence, there can be 2 options:

1- They (The first actions) began sometime (or maybe time didn't exist, but still, they began),
2- They (actions) have always existed.

Maybe this higher intelligence they speak of is and has always been a part of the universe we live in (which most of us think began at the big bang)?

The problem is that we can't think like a "god" would, only like the cuddly humans we are.

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logan_24wolves : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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1106 days 21 hours ago...

@erico....your point was garbage. I was just merely stating that Christianity (of which I am a Catholic participant) is getting crazier and crazier. They want me to believe man was created from dirt and woman from his rib? Fine, I'll play along because of my faith. But then you wanna say that adam & eve frollicked with the dinosaurs? You just can't go and rewrite the fucking Bible to give the farce of Intelligent Design some credibility!

Black is right, "They're blinding you with not science!"

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masterth : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

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1106 days 21 hours ago...

The argument on the watch in called the argument from design

theological objections, are numerous, which include, the chaos theory, ordered randomness, quantum physics, black holes and divine presumption-none of which i can be bothered to explain!!!

basically, perhaps here can answer my question that i posted on the first day- Where were the dinosaurs on noah's ark??? next to the woodworm and the termities? untill someone can give me a rational answer to that question, religion should stick to creationism and science should stick to evolution-IDis a poor and intrinsically flawed attempted to marry two polar opposites-I have more respect for creationists than people who believe in ID

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ajanmax : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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1106 days 10 hours ago...

^^i guess these ppl got way more time than me..they watch the clip and leave "smart" comments

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hahajohnnyb : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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1106 days 9 hours ago...

PAtriot Bible University! HAHAHAHA!!! I'm going to to get me a Ph.D. from them so I don't have to go back to school. hehehehe Then all you asshole will have to call me Dr. HahajohnnyB.

There's some stupid fucking people out there! I usually hate the daily show, but this one gets a 5/5 from me.

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maxpep09 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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1106 days 7 hours ago...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3954156199145885147&q=lies+in+the+t
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this is where some of the videos came from.

i had to stop watching it after 20 minutes because it started pissing me off. he is talking about lies in the textbook, most of which have scientific research behind. but then i feel he himself is lying to the congregation.

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dosie : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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1106 days 7 hours ago...

See this is what I don't get about religion.

"dinosaurs lived with Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden."

HOW CAN THEY BE SO FUCKING BLIND?! I cannot believe people like him and all the other douchebags still exist.

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tha_bob : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

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1106 days 6 hours ago...

As sad as this may be their entire "proof" thing probably worked on the silly people that were there.

I'm sure everyone remembers the proof of the existence of god through bannana's (http://spikedhumor.com/articles/32362/Athiest_s_Nightmare.html). It was only yesterday at the mall that I saw a Dad "educating" his like 7-10 year old Son about that video... NOT that is was dumb... But that it was definite proof!

I had hopes that this sorta thing was just a weird red neck thing (no offense) but this happened in Canada. Kitchener Ontario to be exact. :(

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DiabloRojo : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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1106 days 6 hours ago...

I saw that bastard on an online vid in a so called debate. The guy had a laptop infront of him and a proijecter and everything. The scientific guy had nothing, looked like somebody just took him off the street. Yeah real fair debate.

The debate finished when the guy said, i told you so and now let's pray for jesus.

Can anyone upload the lewis black vid when they anounced bush won over kerry. The one where he opens with "Today the people voice has been heard and i will not try to imitate that voice in respect to the MENTALLY RETARTED"
That was awesome

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hahajohnnyb : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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1106 days 5 hours ago...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3954156199145885147&q=lies+in+the+t

extbook

I followed this link that Maxpep09 provided, listened to his entire lecture and must admit that he does have some interesting ideas.

What do I know about evolution theory? I took a Junior level Biology class in University, but I was not a Science major or anything like that.

In the spirit of open mindedness, I think that all of you who want to make an argument against ID, should listen to what this guy has to say before making your case.

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