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English Business Man in Japan

An English business man is visiting Japan. After the meeting with the managers of the local japanese company, he decided to make himself a few sweet hours with a geisha girl.

During their intercourse, the geisha girl was screaming "Hontai! Hontai! Hontai!".

The english business man thought: "Oh that must be a praise ! ".

On the next day he was playing golf with one of the japanese managers. After the japanese manager hit the golf ball straight onto the green the english business man thought: "Well, why not praise our comrad for his luck in japanese".

He shouted: "Hontai! Hontai!" The japanese manager turned to him, saying: "Wrong hole ?"

  • X-RoNiN
  • posted by X-RoNiN
  • Date 6/18/2006 11:23:29 PM
  • Views: 4896
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  • Sexual (non-nudity)

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X-RoNiN : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

X-RoNiN

-2 votes NegativePositive

845 days 8 hours ago...

in german its funnier ! i had to translate it

Drakel : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Drakel

0 votes NegativePositive

841 days 2 hours ago...

lol........that was funny 5/5

d2d : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

d2d

-6 votes NegativePositive

840 days 18 hours ago...

repost

mr_geefunker : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

mr_geefunker

-1 votes NegativePositive

840 days ago...

I liked it!

jedifreak13 : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

jedifreak13

0 votes NegativePositive

839 days 18 hours ago...

i've heard it before, but it's still funny

apathyandalcohol : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

apathyandalcohol

1 votes NegativePositive

838 days 14 hours ago...

Me gusta...Definitely one of the oldies but goodies.

Mordant420 : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

Mordant420

3 votes NegativePositive

837 days 17 hours ago...

No such thing as wrong hole... except maybe the ears and nose but ya...

PHPR-Fusion : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

PHPR-Fusion

-3 votes NegativePositive

835 days 23 hours ago...

whats it mean?

Acer_Vartan : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Acer_Vartan

-2 votes NegativePositive

835 days 19 hours ago...

I beleive archeologists have carbon dated this one back to the mid 70's. Sadly it was pretty bad back then too.

()utsider : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

()utsider

1 votes NegativePositive

832 days 15 hours ago...

Geishas aren't prostitutes, they are for company.

Just to point that out.

Mauntgomery : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

Mauntgomery

-1 votes NegativePositive

827 days 17 hours ago...

oldie but goldie

jimbo0392 : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

jimbo0392

-1 votes NegativePositive

822 days 15 hours ago...

if they are for compony, why was he porking her?

sketchy : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

sketchy

-1 votes NegativePositive

801 days 23 hours ago...

i found jimbo0392's comment funnier than the joke.

porking haha

sierrabravo : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

sierrabravo

0 votes NegativePositive

685 days 10 hours ago...

very old and very lame joke

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