Yo momma so old...
she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Jurassic Park brought back memories...
when she first ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.
she still owes Moses a dollar.
when she was at school...there was No history class!
she's got the first autographed Koran.
she co-wrote the 4th Commandment.
when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock
she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake
when she gave birth, You came out with Dentures.
she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade
her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter.
her birthday expired.
when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!
she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
She had cybersex with Bill Gates when he was in pre-K
her social security number is 000-000-001
she's got Adam and Eve's autograph
she was told to act her own age...and she died.
she's got Roman Numerals on her birth certificate
