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This ........ is funny, if you you politically correct, then ........ it, you may be offended, all of it was funny as hell to me.

TEN TRUTHS WHITE, BLACK, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickies are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Cars are not meant to touch the ground.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. Ten people to a car is considered too many.
8. You're in America, you speak English.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

TEN TRUTHS BLACK, HISPANIC, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. NSYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional spanking helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

TEN TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Ranch is a salad dressing, not a side dish.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

TEN TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. You can't drive.
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.
3. The peace sign is outdated.
4. Rice is not a main course.
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird.
6. Feet were meant to grow.
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.
9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory

  • krebstaz
  • posted by krebstaz
  • Date 6/16/2006 9:05:23 AM
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VegaObscura : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

VegaObscura

12 votes NegativePositive

1372 days 6 hours ago...

A lot of them were funny. Glad it made fun of everyone equally. The asian ones were especially funny. But the "You can't drive" and "Rice is not a main dish" were just stupid. The sign they make in pictures isn't peace, it's victory. But everything else about them was funny as hell. Especially the Disneyland and pictures part.

kaaplosh : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

kaaplosh

6 votes NegativePositive

1372 days 4 hours ago...

LOL 5/5

angrynemesis : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

angrynemesis

2 votes NegativePositive

1372 days 4 hours ago...

haha

da_fireman19 : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

da_fireman19

7 votes NegativePositive

1372 days 4 hours ago...

I dont think Asians believe Jesus was not white and I dont think they believe in the speak English in America.
5, and 10 in the white people one I agree with 100%
almost all of the black ones were funny
I agree with Vega, 1 and 4 were so not funny.
5/5

0-L-< : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

0-L-<

23 votes NegativePositive

1371 days 23 hours ago...

Heres a couple truths about Mexicans that black,asian,indian, and white people know:
Brown isn't Black
An esse is a brother but I'm not your brother
Mexicans speak spanish to annoy you in drive-thru's
Your calves aren't your waistline
If a mexican is puny and weak, they think their godzilla
Eyebrows drawn on w/ crayon isn't sexy
You want equal rights, you must earn them instead of protesting
A family is only supposed to have 4 kids at most, not 21
If a Mexican raps about something, it should be in ENGLISH!
your shirt is supposed to go to your waist and not the floor
you can't hide your age forever
The tag on the shirt isn't supposed to show
when an undershirt is worn, is shouldn't be flying out the sleeves like an umbrella
Getting pregnant when your 12 isn't sexy or healthy
they usually can't fight 1 on 1
speaking spanish to impress other cultures isn't cute or funny
taking off the "ma" off the tacoma truck isn't smart
you want free hospital care, you have to earn like the rest of us

A few truths about whites that Hispanics, Blacks and Asians know, but Whites wont admit:
White isn't black
You are not the real slim shady
A Mohawk that is higher than 5 inches is just plain retarded
News anchor always take Whites side
White people in gangs are just funny
Getting your hair "dyed" is sexy when its a good color for that specific person, but when its blue or green, its jusst plain ugly
when people think your 26 when your actually 43, your an idiot
black people are scary sometimes
nobody really cares about "childrens education"
Every murder in the family always gets pinned on the father
skin tight clothing is just stupid looking
again whits isnt black
Muscle cars are cool, but they sometimes just get annoying
fat and hairy isnt sexy,
being your birth weight when your 26 isn't sexy


I know my comment will be buried, but you know its true

famousguitars : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

famousguitars

6 votes NegativePositive

1371 days 22 hours ago...

brilliant.

O-L, your comment was funny too

AhumbleKnight : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

AhumbleKnight

6 votes NegativePositive

1371 days 10 hours ago...

This is not bad. Must be an inside America joke tho. It doesn't fit so well outside the USA.

shmang : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

shmang

3 votes NegativePositive

1370 days 14 hours ago...

5/5 a japanese bloke told me today that the its not victory it is peace.

YEOX : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

YEOX

-1 votes NegativePositive

1370 days 13 hours ago...

Who thinks that Jesus was not white?Must be because almost all white people(except for homosexuals)go to church...and asian people have like 5 diffrent gods according to religion.Earth must be heaven like so long ago cause I don't know where them gods and dieties come from

jpatches : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

jpatches

2 votes NegativePositive

1370 days 3 hours ago...

In Asia, people know the sign as victory. As in victory that Churchill used during WW2. The meaning of peace of that symbol is mostly prevalent in North America by the peace movement mimicking Nixon's use of the victory sign to stand for the very opposite of the war that he inherited. When I went to Korea, I had a hard time (actually impossible) understanding why they thought it as victory since I had also been reared thinking that the symbol meant peace.

majorcrabs : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

majorcrabs

0 votes NegativePositive

1369 days 19 hours ago...

the peace sign you see is actully means the same as putting up the middle finger lol

Dodgeyviper : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

Dodgeyviper

0 votes NegativePositive

1369 days 8 hours ago...

You know your lot The the swazika Was the symbol for Nazi Germany.

LISTEN

And in Hinduism the swazika is a 2000 year old symbol for peace. So reallly it was a piece symbol then fuckin Hitler used it for his bleedin ideas.

base : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

base

2 votes NegativePositive

1369 days 3 hours ago...

funny shit

moeisking101 : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

moeisking101

1 votes NegativePositive

1368 days 20 hours ago...

lol
funny
4/6

Arcrath : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

Arcrath

1 votes NegativePositive

1367 days 17 hours ago...

The one about 4.0s was funny too, especially since an asian kid at my school who just graduated is going to harvard next year, and i live in fucking canada!

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