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Tsar Bomba

This is the actual Tsar Bomba footage of the Russian test in 1961. To date it is the largest nuke ever tested, 50 megatons. Although the US claims it had spy devices that measured it at 57.The scariest thing is the actual design was capable of 100, it had to be scaled down for the test to be 'safe'.
Thanks Arthur (2 sheds) Jackson.

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10/9/2005 10:25:16 PM

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BEEF : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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1503 days 2 hours ago...

no! not london! blow the us up! they do sod all for the world, killing brits as allies, what a joke, there military sucks

mrb4b00 : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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1479 days 16 hours ago...

I bet Goku can take a hit from it and walks away just fine in his super saiyan form!!

Gomer : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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1458 days 8 hours ago...

blah blah blah...American....blah blah blah...war mongers...blah blah blah...same ole shit.I'm not exactly thrilled with many of the things the American governments done, but since I don't and never have held a position in the US government, and since just being a US citizen does NOT make me guilty by default, I think guaii should go find someone that IS guilty to bitch to. Perhaps anyone that wants to voice their Anti American opinion should write their own site vs hijacking this one. Proactive positive people would take a look at the state of the world, see room for improvement and go out and make the world a better place rather than the idiot that spends his time pointing out the shortcomings of others while neglecting to look at the dirt underneath his own doorstep. It's kinda like the governmental version of armchair quarterbacking...until you've slapped on the governmental "jock" don't pretend you know what you're doing or saying. Fucking wannabe.

I'll tell you what guaii...why don't you go find Michael Moore, grab a couple of copies of Farenheit 911, spread cheeks instead of bullshit, and shove them up your asses. Now THAT'S the Utopia you're dreaming of.

kiwi : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

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1448 days 19 hours ago...

"i bet u could make one that can take out the earth"

That was the idea. Remember this bomb was a test for a much larger one! They had a plan to build a doomsday bomb in a ship, and that if it detected nuclear fallout it would automatically detonate. Basically the nuke was the size of the ship and it used the surrounding ocean water as part of the reaction process somehow, apparently. All in the name of Mutually Assured Destruction. (M.A.D)

The Soviets were very worried that the US would launch a pre-emptive nuclear strike as they were at a disadvantage because its ICBM's were liquid fuel and subsequently took many many hours to fuel up before they could launch back. (as opposed to the US's solid rocket fuel ICBM's that could be launched within minutes) In fact some top US military brass did want to launch a pre-emptive attack because they were worried that the Soviets would launch a pre-emptive attack first for the very same reason, and nearly succeeded in getting their way.

kiwi : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

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1448 days 19 hours ago...

"You'd just never be able to deliver it anywhere as it would quickly get too big for any plane or missile to deliver."

Not if it is a ship. You can park one almost anywhere you like.

Wolfe Fenrir : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1447 days 20 hours ago...

You are wrong on many accounts guaii. The first nuclear bomb to be tested was not the bomb that was dropped on Hiroshima. It was trinity and it was tested near Alamogordo, New Mexico. The U.S. knew full well what the power of the nuclear bomb was, just not all of the radioactive aftermath of it. President Truman gave the order to drop the bombs because he saw what the devistation of Iwo Jima was. It was true that the Nazis had been defeated at this time but the Japanese were very tenacious and the projected death tolls for both sides were astronomical. These statistics came from looking at the death tolls of Iwo Jima and other battles. Also Wikipedia is not unbiased look at this quote from their main page "Main Page
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit." Truman also told the Japanese to surrender or else we would drop the bomb. They refused so we dropped the bomb. Truman gave a second warning and they refused again. Nagasaki was then destroyed. Truman gave a third warning which was a bluff because we had used up all of our bombs but suprisingly enough the Japanese had lost their fighting spirit with minimal loss of American lives. It is terrible that the bombs were used but it ended up saving so many American lives and Ally lives that it was worth it. The death of an enemy, especially civilian, should be avoided at all costs, but not when it costs the life of an American. Every life is precious including the lives of the enemy, but one American life is worth more than all of the enemy's.
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Forgot about a few things. It would be nearly impossible to create a bomb that would destroy the entire earth or even crack it in half. Now you could kill everything living on top of the earth and make a good sized dent in the crust of it, but you could not actually crack the entire thing in half or even break off a moderatly sized chunk.

nicefig : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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1447 days 7 hours ago...

you could, with a few million pounds of anti-matter. or if scientists could eventually make water to fission spontaneously, we can blow up the entire planet by just dropping a bomb into the pacific. stuff like this is not impossible.

btw the russians were thoughtful enough to remove the outer layer of their tsar bomba which supposedly would have added 50MT to the explosive yield. by doing so, the bomb became mainly fusion-powered and had 97% less fallout than what the initial 100MT bomb would have released

dude nice pants : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1437 days 19 hours ago...

something they didnt tell u...ya hitler was really behind all that ....its true....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................no im just kidding u silly goose jeez

die_4honor : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

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1416 days 15 hours ago...

shoot shit and blow shit up is my motto

iraqi kid : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

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1415 days 20 hours ago...

a similar bomb droped by the us on an island blew it of the map

yamaryu : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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1387 days 20 hours ago...

woah hold the hell up. russia has this thing right? then why are people attacking america? america did not drop it the russians did. so stop trying to jump down americans throats

im an american redneck and proud

oghma : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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1377 days 22 hours ago...

80% of people here has like 10 i.q

wolfcot_t : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1344 days 17 hours ago...

Who ever said that 1000 tons was = to 1 megaton (I think it was aztecx) was totally wrong. 1000 is equal to 1 kiloton 1,000,000 tons is equal to 1 megaton.
mega-million
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Get it straight!

DarkArchon : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1330 days 4 hours ago...

just goes to show.. better red than dead..

registeredtomocku : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1329 days 20 hours ago...

FAKE!..... just kidding.

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